Same vibe
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
There are two types of people in this world, those who love Barbie and those who are wrong
I'M SO HERE FOR THIS
God gives his worst sleep schedules to his most deranged soldiers
I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…
The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw
Even more animal adventurers 🌞
I was just thinking about a party at sea caster manner…an Augefort party can get AS WILD AS THEY WANT! I mean what are they gonna do???? Call the cops?????? You have a huge crew of emotionally unstable LETHAL teenagers…you’re going to have to call in the national guard or just leave them be
It pisses me the fuck off when I’m trying to have a conversation with someone, about my own fucking life and rights, and I disagree with them, and instead of listening THEY INTERRUPT ME AND SAY “wait, before you lose an ally” IF YOUR STATUS AS AN ALLY IS CONDITIONAL TO ME ALWAYS AGREEING WITH YOU. YOU. ARE. NOT. AN. ALLY
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I’m appalled and really can’t believe all the tasteless jokes about the Titanic submarine.
Seriously, how can people sink so low?