Me And A Friend Are Going On A Road Trip And One Of Our Stops Is Mount Rushmore So I Can Cuss Out A Giant
Me and a friend are going on a road trip and one of our stops is Mount Rushmore so I can cuss out a giant statue of my least favorite imperialists, and I think it would be the funniest shit if we just forgot to go there
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When I die these fuckers are going to have to solve riddles to get my stuff, it also explicitly says to play party rock anthem at my funeral; because, it’s supposed to be a FUNeral
Dude urban legends these days are so fuckin lame like “the Serbian woman” or whatever it’s just like…she stabs you…WHAT HAPPENED TO THINGS INFECTING MY DREAMS AND LIVING IN MY WALLS, these days the most you can hope for is like their face is kinda fucked up
they deleted the post but I saved these in the nick of time
The term Techbro used to simply define a nerdy guy who liked ipods and GPU's and shit, but that term has now been thieved by the harbingers of the dystopian apocalypse and I'm not even being hyperbolic
txf textposts part 6
BRENNAN AND IZZY HAD A BABY
do you think anyone did her hair?
do you think she had a mother that lovingly brushed her hair in the morning and made it into pretty double french braids?
do you think someone made her breakfast before school and gave her a lunch bag to-go? do you think someone washed her pretty sweater for her?
does anyone miss her? did they look for her with everything they got?
did anyone do your hair lucy? do they miss you? again i ask, did anyone love you lucy frostblade?
guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
