Endless Neverafter

What is a bear

Only complete and utter perfection wrapped up in a tragically unpettable package

Me and a friend are going on a road trip and one of our stops is Mount Rushmore so I can cuss out a giant statue of my least favorite imperialists, and I think it would be the funniest shit if we just forgot to go there

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

too few classes vs too many classes

FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

the funniest thing about kipperlilly copperkettle cracking down on the bad kids for getting special treatment for being aguefort’s favorites is that no they’re fucking not!! kipperlilly you’re thinking of the seven aguefort fucking hates the bad kids