Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Are The Poor Man's Nick Frost And Simon Pegg

Centipede economic sayings

Do you accept

I thingk the richer u are the weirder youre going to be socially about sex n stuff cause you don’t have to live and breathe an sleep and die 3 inches of drywall away from 4 surrounding neighbor’s fucking like mountain rats at all goddamn hours of the fucking day Jesus fucking Christ one of you bitches take a water break or something

I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening

Finally watched Castlevania nocturne season 1, GREAT season. I only watched a bit of it and fell into the hate train because I despise a couple of the voice actors. And I still do! But it def doesn't deserve the Hatorade being served all over it. Can't wait to watch season 2

You ever fake it til u make it at a job and got cozy for years and then realized u played urself bc now ur unemployable ass has two skills 1) using extremely niche software from 2001 and 2) gossiping with ur boss.