Centipede Economic Sayings

You ever fake it til u make it at a job and got cozy for years and then realized u played urself bc now ur unemployable ass has two skills 1) using extremely niche software from 2001 and 2) gossiping with ur boss.

Pipe expanding machine

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

big shout out to alucard for not going down the classic vampire route of only having one love of his life and instead allowing himself to fall in love as many times as his immortal heart wanted

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?

Fuck with me you wish you had my cups

the queer joy of striding around in an Outfit and experiencing Gender

i can be so normal about knights. come closer