BASED ON THIS POST I TRULY BELIEVE NIKKI WOULD DO THIS TO YOU JUST IN A WAY MORE ASSHOLE NIKKI WAY

DATING YNGWIE MALMSTEEN

OMGG ITS BEEN FOREVER IM SORRY🙏 MY MEDS ARE STABLE NOW. AND ALSO IF U GUYS DONT KNOW WHO YNGWIE MALMSTEEN IS JUST PLS PLS READ IT I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE HIM (HES ALSO A CAT PERSON!!)

also his name is pronounced “ing-vay” so u guys won't say some stupid shit like “yeeng-wee”💀

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warnings: alcohol, arguments

dating Yngwie malmsteen, a guitar god, would definitely be something.

In the 80s, he was at the height of his career, and his band, Rising Force, was gaining popularity worldwide but you guys would probably start dating when he was already doing solo work.

If you dated him in the 80s, you would have experienced firsthand his passion for music and his intense personality. But it could have also been a rollercoaster ride, he has a temper and bad mood swings.

you guys could meet in different ways, maybe you were at one of his concerts and you caught his eye, or maybe you work in the music industry as a roadie, promoter, and meeting him backstage or on tour, or maybe you're also in a band and you open for his shows.

but most likely a party is where you guys would meet, he partied a lot just like any other.

yngwie would use pet names like sweetheart, love and darling, I can't really see him as a babe or baby person unless he was drunk off his ass or apologizing for something.

because this is the 80s and he was at the peak of his career and known for his intense personality and being all fiery (literally, he lit his guitar on fire on stage), i highly doubt he'd be afraid to show some pda. 

though it would be kinda rare to see him make out with you or grope you in places he knows that there will be paparazzi and stuff, but there's always that one rare picture of you two making out at a party that shows up 30 years later on pinterest LMAO.

but hed hold hands, hug, and kiss you wherever.

plus if you guys got engaged or something or just for fun, hed have a photo shoot with you (kinda boring though, it'd just be like any other photo shoot some rockstar had with their girlfriend)

now Yngwie never had a problem with drugs but was a major alcoholic  and he was quite a party animal, but when he drinks he's more loose and carefree and sometimes even goofy.

its mostly when he's sober that he acts like the guitarist version of axl rose lol.

he likes his wine, not much of a hard liquor guy. like if he were choosing a drink for himself, its definitely some kind of expensive wine or champagne, but if there was only whiskey or something wherever he is, he won't complain.

literally every interview I've seen him in he has a big ol glass of wine.

I can see you two taste testing wine, he'd just have a bunch of bottles on the table and you two would just constantly refill your glasses.

yngwie is veryyy dedicated to his work and very arrogant when it comes to playing guitar.

he doesn't let ANYBODY touch his shit like seriously, thats why he started doing solo stuff because he couldn't play with bands.

so with that he probably wouldn't let you in his studio. not like in a “no girlfriend zone” but if he's recording or just frustrated then he needs that time with no distractions (cus ur so distracting you pretty little thing rawr😍)

but if its just like a whatever day then you can be in the studio with him, hes fine with that.

and just to be a good boyfriend and make you feel included, he'd ask for your opinion but wouldn't really take it too much into consideration if you had a suggestion, but would get a little annoyed if you said you didn't like it.

arguments with him can be really intense and emotional, hes a passionate person with a temper and is known to be easily frustrated especially if he felt like he wasn't being heard or respected.

he would lash out at you and use strong language, he could be stubborn and refuse to compromise at times, which could make resolving arguments difficult.

making up after an argument would be kinda challenging, he holds grudges and is slow to forgive, he could be stubborn and take time to cool off.

However, if he did reconcile with you after an argument, it is possible that he would be passionate and sincere in expressing his apologies. He would likely be genuinely remorseful and would want to make things right again.

anyways I feel like hed really like telling you what its like in Sweden and you get to hear his Swedish accent that was still thick since he had only moved to America in ‘83.

and he'd tell you about his first band he made when he was 10, and how he would listen to queen and how he looked up to Bryan may, and how his younger brother plays drums.

he'd definitely talk about taking you to Sweden to meet his parents and older and younger brothers.

@bisexualnikkisixx

btw i was wondering if u had emoji anons or if u were open to the idea? - lady & the tramp anon

I MEAN IM OPEN TO IT IF YOU WANNA TAKE THE HONOR OF BEING THE FIRST ONE

I WAS RIGHT NIKKI IS A LITTLE JEALOUS FUCKER

ALSO NIKKI EATING A GIRL OUT WHILE SHE WAS ON HER PERIOD AND DIDNT KNOW IS SO FUNNY TO ME😭

FOR MY GIRLYS WHO READ NIKKI SIXX FICS AND NEED TO IMAGINE A HOUSE, THIS IS THE HOUSE HE LIVED IN FROM THE 80S TO LIKE IDK

BUT JUST IMAGINE IT MORE DIRTY AND LIKE OUTDATED.. IDK HE LIKED HIS CHEETAH PRINT

|DATING MICHAEL MONROE|

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN SO LONG AND I DONT KNOW HOW MANY MORE “writings coming soon” I CAN GET AWAY WITH LMAOO IM SORRY💔

ONCE AGAIN WRITING FOR SOMEONE NEW. I NEVER SEE ANY FICS OF HANOI ROCKS. I'LL PROBABLY DO A PART 2 WITH MORE DETAILS BC I THINK MICHAEL WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BOYFRIEND AND HES SO SWEET. MAYBE NSFW AT SOME POINT..

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warnings: alcohol, drugs, razzles death, and cuteness.

Definitely calls you “love”, “my love” maybe “lovie”, “sweetheart” sometimes “baby” or maybe like a little inside joke name thats still cute.

so he wrote a little bit of the songs but Andy wrote most of them because he thought he wrote better stuff, but I feel like Michael would write a line in a song about you.

but like something funny like how you put your jacket on wrong onetime or something like that.

if andy didn't like it Michael would say he wouldn't do the song unless this one line was in there

HE FIGHTS FOR YOU❤❤

your number one supporter and the spirit of a hyper puppy who loves affection can be a lot and most can't keep up with him but you can and he loves it, so he's very patient with you.also super forgiving (obviously.. cough. vince.) 

honestly I think it would take a lot for him to actually be upset or mad at you.

actually if anything I think he gets more upset and rarely madlike, he wouldn't be upset if you forgot that you had reservations at a restaurant.

it'd but him out a little but you can make it up by hanging out at home or something.

but he would have to trust you a lot to not walk all over him because he knows hes so forgiving and sweet.

he knows hes a gem lol

he loves that you don't mind that he's so flamboyant and flashy and stuff or that you don't comment on his weight.

I remember him saying in an interview he actually kinda liked when people would point out that he was so skinny because he got to be all like “oh yeah? you got a problem with me being so skinny?”

but he gets it if you're concerned about him. I think he worked out.

lots of sas. and attitude. 

he thanks you for putting up with his sas and stuff because he doesn't really realize he has a smart mouth sometimes.

that and also his body movements. hes a diva.

you probably have sas-offs.

you two just sit there and have your hands on your hips and moving around pretty much going back and forth. he always ends up winning because hes so quick with what to say haha.

you wanna do his makeup? yeah! he wants to do your makeup? yeah!

probably has more makeup than you.

and if you carry around a makeup bag in your purse (or like me and just has it loose in my purse) hed probably have his own makeup in there.

you know what, your purse is probably his purse too lol.

mini hairspray, if you don't have a hair tie he does.

also probably has more nail polish than you. you won't even need to buy any since he has so many colors.would definitely paint your nails while you guys have deep conversation and stuff.

gets you flowers all the time for no reason. if your sick he gets you flowers. your birthday, anniversary, you're upset, on your period, hes got flowers. the ones from last week died? he has new ones.

also writes a little card for each batch just because.

you both always have something to do and there's never a dull moment. 

he plays like 5 instruments, he'll definitely try and teach you how to play the harmonica or the piano or the saxophone. or roam around the city you're staying in.

and even if you're just at home you two will talk and talk until your mouths are tired. or if you wanna just lay there together while a movie plays, he loves that too.

he does smoke weed. he likes when you two smoke together and get high. he gets all warm inside and probably has his head on your shoulder while you pass a joint back and forth.

there's time where he won't feel like himself.

he always has makeup on because it's something for him to do but sometimes, rarely, he won't do it.

usually that's when he just doesn't wanna do anything and just be with you or someone in the band but you're his first choice.

hes appreciates when you try and make him feel better by picking out something over the top for him to wear and offer to do each others makeup and it works most of the time.

he just needed that little push.

he hates when you're not being yourself and he hopes that you'll talk about it with him because if you don't, it'll bug him the whole day while trying to get you to feel better.

communication is something he absolutely needs in a relationship.

he won't force you to talk if you say you don't wanna tell him but after a day or two he'll ask you what happened again.

Michael is more of a stay in kinda guy and doesn't like to drink or anything because he doesn't want to feel sick, but if you do then he'll stay with you the whole night and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

he'll probably suggest you get more of a fruity drink than straight liquor of anything.

if you're interested in trying a drug, he'll wanna know.

he will tell you not to if its a hard drug, but something like a psychedelic is different.

hes done speed, hash, acid, coke. if you wanted to smoke hash for the first time hed try and give you pros and cons.or if you wanted to try LSD hed tell you to be careful and hed wanna be with you incase you freak out.

he holds your hair when you're hungover and throwing up and already has medicine and water ready.

if you're dating after razzle died then you're pretty much the only thing keeping him from doing anything stupid and keeping his head level.

he knows that life will get better but he also felt like he shouldn't wait for it to get better.

he was a bit coked up after razzle died but you would stop him from doing it too much or doing it at all.

hed maybe try and shut you out but would regret it because he feels bad and doesn't know what he wants.he also broke his foot around the time razzle died so you would definitely help him with things he struggled to do especially him moving back to London.

hes not ashamed to cry in front of you and he definitely did cry to you. you both probably cried.

you helped him start his solo career and moved to New York with him.

he was excited to write songs by himself without andy taking over but he wouldn't forget to show you and ask what you thought of his songs.

he had you in the studio with him all the time.

also I'm gonna put this in because I think its cute. I think his concentrating face looks kinda serious. like, his mouth is closed and his eyebrows are furrowed and maybe tilts his head to the side. idk, he probably looks like that when he's trying to roll a joint

GUYS WHAT CAN I DO TO GROW OR MAKE YOU GUYS LIKE ME😭 LMAO? LIKE DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BE OPEN TO WRITING DIFFERENT BANDS? I KNOW ONE PERSON ASKED IF I WROTE FOR GNR AND MAYBE I WILL I BOUGHT SLASHS BOOK A WHILE BACK BUT NEVER FINISHED. LMK!!

LOVE LANGUAGE: TOMMY LEE

NIKKI AND VINCE'S VERSION IS OUT! MICK COMING SOON.

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warnings: mentions of sex, drugs, Tommy lee.

his love language would likely be Physical Touch and Acts of Service.

He's a pretty physical and intimate person, and he likes to show his affection through physical touch. He's also pretty impulsive and spontaneous, so he would probably love to do things for you just to make you happy.

So, as far as physical affection, he doesn't seem to be too picky. He likes hugs, kisses, cuddles, sex, all that.

He's like Nikki when it comes to touching you. waist, hips, legs, tits. He doesn't care where you're touching him or where he's touching you, he just wants to feel you.

for acts of service, he tries to do everything for you.

well.. everything he wants to do for you, but if you ask him to do the dishes or something he might after a while.

but the things he does are like taking you on dates, preparing a line of coke for you, probably buying you something as a surprise but it would somehow get messed up. like he got the wrong size or it was damaged by him being reckless.

but he tried.

but he mainly does little things a lot so that's why I'm counting it as his love language.

Bbg when are we getting the Mick Mars love language thing?😔 Please there’s barely any fics about Mick on tumblr🙏

BABYS IM SO SORRY😭🙏🙏 ILL WORK ON IT THIS WEEKEND I PROMISE

do u still write for chino lol 😭

I MEAN YEAH BUT HES NOT REALLY MY MAIN THING LOL. I HAVEN'T BEEN WRITING RECENTLY ANYWAY I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN MOTIVATED

OHHHHHHHH WHATTTT??

I FEEL LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON KNOWING THAT. HES LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON TO ME??