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DATING YNGWIE MALMSTEEN

OMGG ITS BEEN FOREVER IM SORRY🙏 MY MEDS ARE STABLE NOW. AND ALSO IF U GUYS DONT KNOW WHO YNGWIE MALMSTEEN IS JUST PLS PLS READ IT I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE HIM (HES ALSO A CAT PERSON!!)

also his name is pronounced “ing-vay” so u guys won't say some stupid shit like “yeeng-wee”💀

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warnings: alcohol, arguments

dating Yngwie malmsteen, a guitar god, would definitely be something.

In the 80s, he was at the height of his career, and his band, Rising Force, was gaining popularity worldwide but you guys would probably start dating when he was already doing solo work.

If you dated him in the 80s, you would have experienced firsthand his passion for music and his intense personality. But it could have also been a rollercoaster ride, he has a temper and bad mood swings.

you guys could meet in different ways, maybe you were at one of his concerts and you caught his eye, or maybe you work in the music industry as a roadie, promoter, and meeting him backstage or on tour, or maybe you're also in a band and you open for his shows.

but most likely a party is where you guys would meet, he partied a lot just like any other.

yngwie would use pet names like sweetheart, love and darling, I can't really see him as a babe or baby person unless he was drunk off his ass or apologizing for something.

because this is the 80s and he was at the peak of his career and known for his intense personality and being all fiery (literally, he lit his guitar on fire on stage), i highly doubt he'd be afraid to show some pda. 

though it would be kinda rare to see him make out with you or grope you in places he knows that there will be paparazzi and stuff, but there's always that one rare picture of you two making out at a party that shows up 30 years later on pinterest LMAO.

but hed hold hands, hug, and kiss you wherever.

plus if you guys got engaged or something or just for fun, hed have a photo shoot with you (kinda boring though, it'd just be like any other photo shoot some rockstar had with their girlfriend)

now Yngwie never had a problem with drugs but was a major alcoholic  and he was quite a party animal, but when he drinks he's more loose and carefree and sometimes even goofy.

its mostly when he's sober that he acts like the guitarist version of axl rose lol.

he likes his wine, not much of a hard liquor guy. like if he were choosing a drink for himself, its definitely some kind of expensive wine or champagne, but if there was only whiskey or something wherever he is, he won't complain.

literally every interview I've seen him in he has a big ol glass of wine.

I can see you two taste testing wine, he'd just have a bunch of bottles on the table and you two would just constantly refill your glasses.

yngwie is veryyy dedicated to his work and very arrogant when it comes to playing guitar.

he doesn't let ANYBODY touch his shit like seriously, thats why he started doing solo stuff because he couldn't play with bands.

so with that he probably wouldn't let you in his studio. not like in a “no girlfriend zone” but if he's recording or just frustrated then he needs that time with no distractions (cus ur so distracting you pretty little thing rawr😍)

but if its just like a whatever day then you can be in the studio with him, hes fine with that.

and just to be a good boyfriend and make you feel included, he'd ask for your opinion but wouldn't really take it too much into consideration if you had a suggestion, but would get a little annoyed if you said you didn't like it.

arguments with him can be really intense and emotional, hes a passionate person with a temper and is known to be easily frustrated especially if he felt like he wasn't being heard or respected.

he would lash out at you and use strong language, he could be stubborn and refuse to compromise at times, which could make resolving arguments difficult.

making up after an argument would be kinda challenging, he holds grudges and is slow to forgive, he could be stubborn and take time to cool off.

However, if he did reconcile with you after an argument, it is possible that he would be passionate and sincere in expressing his apologies. He would likely be genuinely remorseful and would want to make things right again.

anyways I feel like hed really like telling you what its like in Sweden and you get to hear his Swedish accent that was still thick since he had only moved to America in ‘83.

and he'd tell you about his first band he made when he was 10, and how he would listen to queen and how he looked up to Bryan may, and how his younger brother plays drums.

he'd definitely talk about taking you to Sweden to meet his parents and older and younger brothers.

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@andmuzzlethat hahaha reading hit parader hate mail cracks me upp. I have a bunch of 80s rock magazines and its so cool anybody lmk if u wanna see them

imagine chino keeping photos of you in his wallet and showing them in interviews or just to anyone in general

MR. DEFTONES (ALSO I HAVE AN M.LIST IN MY DRAFTS THAT I ADD ONTO AND IK I HAVEN'T POSTED MUCH YET BUT IMK IF I SHOULD POST IT SO THAT U GUYS CAN FIND WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR)

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warnings:none. use of “girlfriend” and “my girl” so fem reader

if you were dating Chino and he was keeping photos of you in his wallet, he would be showing how much he loves you and values you

he'd probably show them to everyone like his friends (even though they know what you look like) or probably people he just met lol

“You wanna see my girlfriend? look at her, man.”

happy chino because people call you beautiful and he gets all happy and proud.

in interviews, you could either be there watching or at home and he'd show at least one of the pictures anyway.

if you couldn't make it, hed talk about you and show a picture and probably be like

“She's my girl, y'know? I gotta keep something of her everywhere I go.”

and he'd have a cute little smile.(he likes calling you “my girl”)

also he'd probably be showing you the pictures too just to remind you of how pretty you are.

(totally be the type to wear “i ❤ my girlfriend” shirts.)

OK WAIT SO GUYS I HAVE THIS WRITING IDEA RIGHT? SO LIKE UR DATING NIKKI SIXX WHEN MOTLEY WENT ON TOUR WITH OZZY AND YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM AND LIKE U BECOME FRIENDS WITH SHARON BECAUSE LIKE UR ALSO DATING A CRAZY ROCKSTAR AND LIKE U BOTH ARE LIKE IN A HOTEL ROOM TALKING SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOUR BOYFRIENDS HAVE DONE WHILE THEYRE DESTROYING THE HOTEL. I DUNNO IM KINDA SCARED TO. I DONT THINK ANYONE'S WRITTEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT THO.

IS IT A SIGN OR DELUSION😭

UGH IT MESSED UP LIKE THE THING ITS DELAYED

MOTLEY FIC? NAH. CHUNKY PUPPY :P

i always love ur ideas truth be told - 🩷

YES IM SINGLE :D YES ILL FLY TO WHEREVER YOU ARE AND WATCH MOTLEY CRUE BEING CUTE COMPILATIONS WITH YOU :D

stop i’m giggling at the caseoh video omg - 🩷 anon

I FEEL FAMOUS NOW. BTW DO NOT WORRY MY PEOPLE I AM GOING TO WRITE THE MICK MARS LOVE LANGUAGE THING EVEN THOUGH I SAID ITD BE OUT SOON FOR LIKE A MONTH..