Actually, They Are My Cocaine.

don't you?

big fan of the toxic yuri happening in s02e18 house md

new pfp, yaaayyy!

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hear me out...

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

when I say I want threesome, that's what I mean. i need this formula exactly

both of them are so hot every time i see them on screen together i get so filled with lust that i immediately pass out and bleed out on the floor. house would have killed himself if they made out once

"... no one came to his fake funeral expect his mom and IRS agent who whispered to the coffin "this isn't over"... "

headcanon: when Connor comes back to work as a detective after the revolution, he and Gavin have immaculate beef. snipes left and right, smug connor joking about the time he kicked Gavin's ass in evidence room, Gavin just being an asshole but he gets more and more annoyed about Connor not taking it anymore, responding with sass and dismissing smiles. both not even realizing they are slowly becoming friends ('frienemies" is most precise term).

It seems that not all of Connor’s functions could be called “state of the art”.

to make it possible someone from Sanchez family gave it to Beth when she was little (different dimensions, not always Rick could be the one to give it to her) and Beth gave it to Morty

Has anybody noticed that the lamp next to Morty's bed is a hand-me-down from Rick's childhood bedroom or is this already well-known

I love this show 🥺🥺🥺