Headcanon: When Connor Comes Back To Work As A Detective After The Revolution, He And Gavin Have Immaculate

they about to get freaky

(click for better quality bc Tumblr fuck's it up everytime ugh)

when I say I want threesome, that's what I mean. i need this formula exactly

both of them are so hot every time i see them on screen together i get so filled with lust that i immediately pass out and bleed out on the floor. house would have killed himself if they made out once

evil morty? more like sassy morty✨

he knows, he's that bitch✨

literally, mf freaky as hell

yes, Cuddy deserved to kill House with hammers at multiple points throughout the series but he would’ve started moaning and made it weird so it’s probably better she didn’t

sour.

"YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY!"

this sentence is sour and resentful. you can hear he's playing it cool and wants to announce that he's better than Rick b u t there's a hint of resentfulness.

they had something, he hates Rick for rejecting him and destroying it.

Birdrick fans who hate Diane will never cease to amaze me.

Rick and Birdperson's dynamic means something because Rick loved Diane first, and because he STILL loves her. His first love died tragically because of him (in his eyes) everyone he loves dies because he loves them and because his love can be used against him, that is a massive plot point and the whole reason why he mistreats his family and wouldn't even say "relationship" in regards to Birdperson.

Rick being able to cope with his trauma, move on, and admit that he loves another person, is a massive turning point for him. And even with Diane dead, even if he admits he loves Birdperson, he still loves her. That is a fact. He did not spend over 3 decades at *least* trying to avenge her death just for people to dislike her bc she ruins an mlm ship. He loves both of them. Diane is just not there to physically be loved.

You really water down what makes Birdperson such a huge turning point in Rick's life when you decide to ignore his trauma for the sake of him getting bird dick.

toxic rick and morty

oldie but I finally decided to post it

The Fandom: "Connor is just an innocent dorky cinnamon roll who needs a hug!"

Literally Connor: