I’ve Been Patiently Waiting For A Nice Second-hand Wood Dresser To Appear On Fb Marketplace Or At Goodwill

1. I will not eat raw fish. Everything else is fine. I will unflinchingly consume a bag full of mealworms (and have in the past) but I don't do raw fish.

I’m at 5 what about you?

Hell yes.

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

You're gonna scroll past without saying howdy?

The fire spirit opens its eyes, disturbed from its meditation. “…Do you need something?” The invasive presence squirms uncomfortably, and takes a deep breath in. “I mean, we’ve known each other for a while now, s-so, um…Would you mind if I… Used you to roast marshmallows?”

Finally creating a pinned post of my games. I’ve included all titles I’ve been involved with in some capacity, not just ones where I’m the author; when I’m not the author, I’ll note my role in (parentheses).

This post will be updated over time to reflect changes in the status of these projects, so if you’re looking at a reblog, feel free to click through to the original and see if it differs.

Last updated: 2022-04-15

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(Tiny Frog Wizards is a self-explanatory tabletop roleplaying game currently in development; the latest playtest draft is available here. Frogs and orb(?) courtesy of @amphibianaday.)

Can't wait for the next one! These are great 👍

just watching him