1. I Will Not Eat Raw Fish. Everything Else Is Fine. I Will Unflinchingly Consume A Bag Full Of Mealworms

Super Mario Bracket: BOWSER JR. vs THE LETTER "p"

Bowser Jr.

SEED: 40 (15 nominations)

SPECIES: Koopa

DEBUT: Super Mario Sunshine

BIO: the winner of the Koopaling Bracket

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the letter "p"

SEED: 89 (7 nominations)

SPECIES: Latin letter, lowercase

DEBUT: The Thousand-Year Door

BIO: I mean, it's definitely "a character"!

[Super Mario Wiki article]

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Oh No

I bet discord put that there.

I mean. I'm just saying. There are already ghost-type pokémon that eat human souls, so really I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out some Pokemon ate the flesh too. Also, humans totally eat pokemon, and pokémon totally eat each other. Check out this curry that looks suspiciously like Kingler:

are pokemon carnivorous?

i was inspired by this post to mash two of my favorite things together so here is my two cents on what these two would be as D&D characters. i have very detailed thoughts on most of the cast actually but here's jon and martin for now. explanations for class/race under the cut!

jon: tiefling!jon is absolutely inspired. first, he deserves to have horns and a tail, it's just fact. second, of COURSE a tiefling would have feelings about being called a monster, it just fits him very well. thirdly, i also think that melanie would be a tiefling and they definitely have weird beef about jon being like "augh i'm so monstrous" while melanie is like "dude i'm literally right here, also a tiefling. come on, man." as for class, stated above. started as a goolock who thought he was just a weird wizard, but then his patron started taking a bit too much interest, and boom. weird sorcerer. also it amuses me to think about jonah/elias being like "i need to optimize my coffeelock" and trying to minmax him.

martin: human martin is important to me - he is intentionally unassuming, tries to make others underestimate him, etc, and human works well for that. in a world with gods and dragons, he's just Some Guy, and not even a guy with horns or anything. as for class, hear me out, ok. i know that bard!martin is usually the standard and i don't disagree, but i think he fits better as a paladin for 3 reasons: 1. charisma caster for sure, but he's not always volunteering to do the talking like a bard would. 2. for most of the series, he is a very intentional Protector of his people, trying to keep everyone safe as best he can - there's really nothing more paladin-coded than being self-sacrificial ok. definitely has the protection fighting style. 3. i think he deserves to have a big sword and smite people. as stated above, he was originally oath of devotion but switched to oath of the watchers after peter. oath of devotion focuses more on healing and buffing allies, while oath of the watchers is more about preparation and battlefield control, which feels more proactive in a way that i think lines up with post-lonely martin. also, it's on theme.

thanks for reading my ramble! let me know your thoughts. i will probably be making more of these (i may or may not already have dummy character sheets for jon, martin, elias, gertrude, tim, sasha, daisy, basira, melanie and georgie...) but i can't promise anything. cheers.

Talking about fairies as depicted in popular fiction and folklore on Tumblr can be super frustrating because you’re constantly peppered with well-actualies from folks who are hugely overgeneralising the tropes of an excruciatingly narrow set of sources while refusing to examine – or even acknowledge – the actual context of those tropes. It’s like trying to discuss the plot of Terminator with somebody who can’t get past the fact that Arnie broke Asimov’s Laws of Robotics.

*Deltarune intensifies*

Over the course of the campaign gradually drop subtle hints building up to the fact that all the characters are really just children playing pretend. That perilous expedition into the Underdark? It was actually a trip into the musty basement in Sally’s house. The climactic battle at the neck of the Swifthelm river? Just the creek in the woods out back. The dramatic tear-inducing death of Sir Bertram the selfless paladin? Bobby’s family moved and he couldn’t come over anymore.

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