I Truly Hate The Word "unalive." There Are So Many Other Euphemisms That Fictional Italian Mobsters Worked

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

we do a little tomfoolery

we won

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

I have this idea that Clark actually enjoys black coffee and Bruce likes sugary monstrosities, which works when they're in their civilian identities, but seems kinda odd when they're in their hero identities. So nobody is surprised when Superman gets sugary drinks from the watch tower cafeteria, and obviously Batman is super serious and only drinks black coffee, but nobody notices them switching cups after they get their drinks.

Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits

The best description I've ever seen. Foreman just had to lock in

i fucking love this picture because thirteen looks so casually happy, like she's genuinely enjoying the moment and having fun, and then you have foreman who's kinda posing like an underwear model trying to seduce me into buying a pair of speedos

I just realised that I'm frfr am going to start new year being sick af, drinking and reading hilson fanfiction. 2025 is about to be fire