*showing Visible Symptoms* Oh My God I Need Help Desperately

The babygirl

inspired by a friend misspeaking

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

slow down bro

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits

Come with me~