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my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.

things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:

Not sleeping for several days straight

Injury recovery after age 25

Sleeping w/people without getting attached

Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time

Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit

Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)

Not being able to save everyone

Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes

house bingo card/drinking game for you and your most mentally ill friends

Wilson wearing shorts that say universal donor on the crotch

House wearing shorts that say universal recipient on the ass

Just a glimpse into my dark reality

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

I love the idea of Logan just being filthy rich. You would never know but that mfr has been alive for so long he's just got that money built up

@shy-canadian-snowflake- Oh he'd have money buried in most major cities I think over time.

Yes exactly! No one would believe him either. I think he wasted it all on booze and cigars.

He lets them think that because he's not about to out himself and become the next cash cow. He's more than happy to mooch

@orcadork4ever- Mans has accounts that are literally a hundred years old and have been collecting interest for that entire time Plus he invests and has a prolific stock portfolio

That man is so fucking rich and he's just drinking in shity bars and slumming it

People assume he's just a drifter who's never had more than $1,000 to his name.

Everything he owns is beat to shit and he spends damn near the least amount of money necessary except for on good whiskey and cigars.

It's a safe assumption only Wade knows better.

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

hate when an f/f ship does nothing for me. feels like treachery on my part