We Need To Bring Back The Athletics Body Type Post

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

Okay let me add my five cents to the Zaunite au, where Viktor didn’t make it to the academy and remained in Zaun.

He was trying to invent on his own, but he desperately needed money for his research. And that’s when Silco appeared…

hey STEB NATION (me and 5 other fish enthusiasts) how are we feeling

House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

This is killing me omf

So here's my latest thought on D&W. Logan in that bar was not being your typical Wolverine. He wasn't being particularly aggressive toward the bartender or even toward Wade. As Wade said, any other Wolverine would have really hurt him. I think this Wolvie had been doing self-imposed penance for years by NOT being rough or loud or demanding. Or violent. He was being apologetic! And placating!

I feel like this particular Wolverine has been trying not to fight for so long, and then this red jackass kidnaps him and wants to fight. Wade stripped him down to the suit and taunted and annoyed him into putting out the claws, and suddenly he's having to fight bad guys and stab a lot of people (mostly versions of Wade, but others too), and the level of his internal conflict must have been off the charts.

(Sad, wet cat of a man my beloved.)

Also, I think Logan had internalized that fighting = bad, and then suddenly here's Wade. Who keeps goading Logan into fighting, and nothing bad happens. The jerk won't die. Can't die. Suddenly the smile in the Honda Odyssey makes even more sense. Not only can Logan have fun with someone who he can't truly hurt, this is rewiring something fundamental. It isn't "bad" to be doing this. He's not a bad person. He's just having fun.

can't believe house texted this to wilson

Rushed the hell out of this one ngl

What the fuck, Richard.