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house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

we do a little tomfoolery

While they both come in a wide variety of stony camo, hill dwarves tend to have warmer colors than the cooler toned mountain dwarves.

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

on everyone's soul this is what happened

inspired by a friend misspeaking

In 97 I noticed how Logan always be next to Morph whenever possible, and I like to headcanon that he's become protective over them since certain incidents regarding laser beams and evil mind control and I am so here for protective bf Logan

Yes! Protective Logan is best Logan!

In my rewatch on 92 it made me feel so much when logan chased morph down and tried so hard to get through to them and being so careful not to actually use his claws on them, I felt the same concern as Logan when morph ran away.

In 97 I about died when they were reading Ororos note and it's on the monologue about love and it shows morph going to cheer logan up with his favorite, chips, beer, and a good play fight!

I just can't wait for the next season, its going to be so cute and they're going to tear my heart out I just know it.

I love how everyone in house is constantly trying to psychoanalize eachother. They aren't even psychologists. They literally just do that shit for funsies