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I hate this month so far.
I might've reblogged this already but I have not been counting in 2025, nor do I wish to
There's a heavy pounding from outside the ship; someone is knocking, hard, near the locked entrance. Minutes later, after no response from you, your ship's commline system crackles to life, and a smooth, drawling voice flows through the cabin.
« Open up, chief. »
So much for trying to sleep.
"Sky Claw, I have no idea how he hacked into the comm. systems, but fix it."
"Yes, captain. Trouble-shooting."
Pro tip:
If you like smiling, do not get a scab on ur chinny chin chin
surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.