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Draco, in the smallest of booty shorts and stilettos: I SURE HOPE POTTER *strikes a pose* ISN’T UNDER HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK *strikes another pose* OR IS SPYING ON ME.
Q: If you could be any DnD race and class what would you be?
Neil, with no hesitation: Rich.
I once suggested ( forced ) one of my friends to read ajin and after she's read the first two vol. she asked me if kei and kaito are just 'friends' 💀💀💀
Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?
Timmy: all the time.
Tecna: Same.
Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*
*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*
Stella: Their idiots!
Helia: Oh my god!
Both of them: Kiss already!
You can not tell me that this didn't happen to the guys in jatp at some point
i was speaking to my drum teacher today, and he was telling me about this time he and his band accidentally went to a gay bar and didn't know until they were inside, but it took their bassist 40 minutes to clock on and be like 'oh my god guys i think we're at a gay bar :0' and it just gave me massive reggie vibes, maybe all bassists have dumbass energy
Literally me when @lyonneriley followed me recently 😭❤️
I was playing on my sky block world Then these events transpired pt 1
Rosquez & their brothers circa 2013
Mother is unaware father's temperature is rising
at the anatomy store, he is committing sins
“She Ancient on my Ruins till I Artifact.” -My best Friend and Worst Enemy @writerinconstantcrisis while on call with me today
Is this…freaky…
deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.
sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.
regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.
Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."
Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."
Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"
Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"
Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"
Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."
Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"
Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."
Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*
Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"
Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"
* Sirius in denial *
Sirius: I swear I am straight
James: pads you’re lying in the hospital wing because moony gave you a boner so powerful you started bleeding internally
Sirius: yeah but I said no homo though...
This year for Christmas I want a good time to - " SANS! " Sans chucked again.
This year for Christmas I want a new one of the best meads I have ever tasted.
happy nikki sixx death day anniversary to all those who celebrate
i can just imagine carlos and franco trying to teach spanish to lando but they'd stop in the middle of their lesson to argue about what regionalization of spanish they'd teach lando. franco is adamant in teaching him latin american spanish (“it's prettier!”) while carlos says european spanish is easier (“it's the original!”). lando is watching it like a tennis match.
(in the end franco wins because carlos and lando can't say no to him. ever.)
#fallen down the stairs because you were reading a book
#cried at a book #threw a book across the room #slammed a book down #apologized to a book #stroked a book like a lover #kissed a book #hid a book #pet a book #patted a book like a dog