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Who's your favorite philosopher of the enlightenment? Locke? Voltaire? Rousseau? WRONG.

Diderot is the greatest philosopher of the enlightenment because he was the only one who did shit.

Voltaire was all bark no bite, Locke had his head so far up his optimistic ass that he couldn't have implemented any of his ideas if he tried, and Rousseau was Rousseau.

All of the enlightened philosophers believed in and advocated for equal education yet Diderot was the only person to actually provide it.

With his Encyclopedia he managed to distribute knowledge regardless of social class. It started out only for the rich but with modified versions, thinner paper and less pictures, he was able to make it cheaper and available to all. It became a household item that could teach people anything they needed to know.

Was it free schooling? No. But, as a commoner, it was both the most he could do and the biggest step towards indiscrimant education that any philosopher had ever taken.

Diderot is THE best philosopher of the enlightenment, period.

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues = problems with male authority figures in your life due to an absent (emotionally, mentally, or physically), or abusive (emotionally, mentally, sexually, or physically) father.

Daddy Issues ≠ Daddy kink

My daddy issues are not sexy, they make me angry. I have a problem and I don’t trust males above 25. This shit not funny, I can’t hear them raise their voices or see them move behind me. This is TRAUMA, not a kink.

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OMG, IT'S A NEW CARTOON SERIES!!!

I'M SO HYPED!!!

Let me eat every new Sonic content I can!!! OMG, new storylines, maybe characters, adventures, NEWCONTENTHFSIYDJYXJGXTUUXTSJUTXSJFSYIYXUTXITDYIXKGDTXUTDJYDITDIYDYJDGTICJYDJDYIDTUDJYJDJDIYDIYDHFSUFFUOFOUF7K!!!!!!!!!

Check out this quick teaser of Sonic Prime, coming to @netflix!

FIND SOMEONE WHO’S SUPPORTIVE

It’s 5AM. I’ve been lying in bed for the past few hours thinking about the plot from “Batman: Under the Red Hood” and getting more and more pissed at Bruce.

I’m about 10 seconds away from adding Bruce to my “characters I’d hit with a brick” list. OR at the very LEAST “characters I’d hit upside the head” list. While adding Jason to my “Characters who deserved SOOOO much better” list. (These lists usually go hand-in-hand)

Bruce does nothing other than arrest Joker after 'death in the family' because his reasoning is that if he kills Joker, he won’t be able to stop killing.

Fine Bruce! Keep your no killing rule! But at least incapacitate the Joker! Paralyze him! Break his bones! Make sure he’ll be eating out of a straw for the rest of his life! Do something! He killed your son! Make sure he can't hurt anyone else!

Bruce literally has a plan on how to take down the entire Justice League in case one of them goes crazy! Why is is so hard to take down ONE psychotic dude!

I’m getting the feeling Bruce WANTS Joker out there! To keep fighting with him! Ruining his life! For what? Entertainment?!

And I get it, it’s a fictional story and it all happened because plot… but I’m still fuming! I’m trying to fall asleep but I’m so mad.

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NOPE! That’s it! Bruce, you're now officially on my list! 👏🏆🤡 🦇

And Sheila Haywood (Jason’s Bio mom) has also made it to my list. Congratulations. 👏🤝💣

And Finally Jason’s entry into the hall of “Characters Who Deserved SO MUCH BETTER!”

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PSA: I don’t hate Batman by any means! I love the Batman comics and stories, I have several (including death in the family). I just needed to rant about this one point that is frustrating me to no end!

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