Sinnoh Sermons - Blog Posts

the sweet release of drinking a soda. Put me down for a nap carbonated beverage.

As an ex-cult leader I think I was pretty good at it.

That book was photoshopped I do not own that.

Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).

I will do anything as long as I get something very cool out of it.

My legacy is being the sinnoh police departments white wailord for ten years. Nothing else

I love hole :/

I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

It's so foggy. I like when the weather is like this.

Put that guy into interval notation.

When the heart under the floorboards gets so loud you need to whip out the noise-cancelling headphones.

I am taking a break from my mental health to focus on my career.

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.

Watching a little television.

Sidney pulling me out of the closet.

I need to be horizontal.

Well

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

I need jjapaguri right now or I think something will be horribly wrong.

I wish I could dress how I wanted to twenty years ago.

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

I can't find any of my warm weather tops.

Rotom is in my TV and won't get out.

I don't like looking into mirrors anymore. It looks like there's something on the other side.

I don't understand people's surprise when they find out I am stronger than I appear. I work with machines, I train pokémon, I have hobbies that require heavy-lifting. My lanky figure comes from... other things. Not weakness.

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

I wish I lived in Unova just so I could buy dangerous fireworks.

Just broke one of my spoons this is hell.

Fiddling with my computer, I have the side torn out so I can mess with the graphics cards. I don't play many video games but I play enough that I need to consolidate.

If I don't make at least five sci-fi media references in conversation then I feel wrong.