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Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get yours here!
No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.
Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.
Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.
Oh my god.
It's so fucking good.
This is just good.
This is speaking the language fluently.
Twitter is not fucking prepared.
I love and hate you all.
Be happy and DIE.
“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny
Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️
Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled
TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????
Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*
"but how do you know that twitter is migrating here?"
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
Everyone on Tumblr are like siblings. We’re really supportive of each other but are also not afraid to tear each other down if we just don’t vibe.
Tumblr is the place where all the mentally ill gay kids live together. You can’t escape the fan girls or the shitposts. You live here now, you are one of us