Baron Zemo - Blog Posts

AHAHAHHAHA MARVEL CONTENT

I WILL BE ✨THRIVING✨ WITH ALL THE BEW MCU SERIES AND MOVIES COMING OUT THIS YEAR

New! ‘The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ virtual launch event😁

Love how the cast of Wandavision, Hawkeye, and Loki made an appearance in it❤️

"a softer world" remixes made for @winterbaron-valentines-event

Zemo: The jail is being fumigated, so Sam and Bucky invited me to stay here for a few days. I’m really excited to have 72 hours with this one.

Bucky: We Don’t get to spend much time together, well since he’s in jail...

Bucky: But I know We’re going to be like Uhm,

Zemo: Fred and Ginger?

Bucky: Who?

Zemo: Movie night *screaming*

Bucky: Ah!*screaming too*

*more screaming*

*in another side of the house*

Sam: Is noisier than usual around here...

THE DYNAMIC OF THIS FOUR.

Sharon:I’m so cold. Does someone have a jacket?

Bucky:Well I don’t control the weather Sharon.

Sam:Yeah I’m kind of cold too.

Bucky:Oh, here take my jacket, my hoodie, my life, my love, should I hug you? Or make you some hot chocolate? Do you need a blanket or something?

Sam:Don’t worry, it’s a bit of cold.*hugging him*

Sharon:*done with them*

Sharon:BiTCh.

Zemo*taking off his jacket*:If you want I can give you my jacket.

Sharon:Fine, terrorist.

Zemo:I go by daddie Zemo.

THIS IS THE WHOLE SHOW IN ONE PICTURE

Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us

Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?

Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...

Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!

It’s them.

Bucky: I don’t use pet names.

Sam: Sure… Hey, can you give me that?

Bucky: Doll? Why…

Zemo: You called me, James?

Bucky: …

Sam: What did you say there?

Bucky: Shut up.

How about THAT Bucky and Zemo?

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“The King's Man (2021) & Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)”

Fuck Winter Soldier

Fuck Winter Soldier

Zemo: James, there are rumors that we slept together.

Bucky: who the hell is spreading them?!

Zemo: me (:

Zemo: *stumbles and falls to the floor*

Bucky: *enters the room*

Zemo: *lies dramatically*

Bucky: are… you okay?

Zemo: yeah, sure. Why?

The fact that Zemo decided to interrupt the family tradition and his family line was immediately interrupted…

Finished my Zemo drawing. This is a new style I have really enjoyed exploring recently!

🎶 Cuz mama I’m in love with a criminal 🎶

Zemo was definitely making some points in the last episode. Pardon the first image, I didn’t use a reference until I was almost done with it, which seems counter intuitive.

God damn it Zemo!

Zemo Universe

In my head Zemo can recite all the songs from Steven Universe. The man can't carry a tune in a bucket, but the emotion is there.

[This has probably been done before, if yes, it wasn’t my intention to unrightfully copy anyone]

I miss Zemo.

That is all.

That's the post.

Always missing my Baron hour.

In honour of 1 year anniversary of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, I would like to share my feelings on each of the central characters

Bucky:

Sam:

Zemo:

Torres:

Sharon:

Walker:

Hoskins:

Sarah:

Val:

Bonus:

THE BEST THING MARVEL HAS EVER MADE

Marvel about Zemo in the last episode: surprise bitch, he is rich

Marvel

Yeah, therapy is Nice, but u know what is Faster and cheaper?

idk how marvel brainwashed me to hate zemo’s guts for the past 5 years and within 45 mins, i’ll defend his actions with a “he looked good while doing it”

i mean look at that boujee ass coat

how can you not love him?!?

Illustration for Marvel Crisis Protocol by Dan Mora

God I can't stand the Flag Smashers and Karli

Honestly their arc is so boring????? They're agenda is soooo hypocritical that I get what Zemo meant when he said they're supremacists. Look, I get it when they said 'the world was more united when half of the fucking population was dead'. AND how the remaining people (like flag smashers) were outcasted when they came back. But life wasn't exactly FAIR to the ones to came back too

We see in Wandavision how Monica lost her mother while she was gone, and how Sam can't get a loan because he didn't have any income for the last 5 years (Yes, I know some racial issues were involved). Seeing this white girl saying the world was better during the snap while these black characters who came back are faced with these difficulties but have the power to move on, seems really ironic and supremacists thing to me. If she steals those supplies, vaccines and food, it is pretty evident that the other minority groups ESPECIALLY the black community will have more impact than the others.

Stop justifying you own actions Karli. You ARE, in some ways heavily contributing to the supremacist ideaology.

LET ME OUT!! I'M TIRED OF BEING IN THIS RUBBER ROOM!!!

-Sent from The Raft at 22:54-

Doing something, hopefully no one did this yet

His Biggest Weakness - Baron Helmut Zemo x Female! Reader

SUMMARY: He was very serious on his "NO PETS" rule, but he just couldn't say no to you.

WARNINGS: Super fluffy, established relationship, softZemo!, German pet names, age gap (reader is 26, Helmut is 45), cute af kitten! the characters are technically speaking German, but it's written in English (minus the pet names and some words sprinkled in).

Helmut was currently sitting in the library of the (since the fall of Sokovia) "Zemo manor", located on the outskirts of eastern Germany. The smell of old books, and lavender was a welcoming aroma. He was sitting at a desk close to the huge window, needing new scenery from his at times stuffy office. The view of trees, birds and the warm sun brought peace and serenity to his soul. His fingers, soft and skilled, glided across the keys of his laptop.

As the Baron finished his last email, his stomach told him it was time to get some lunch downstairs. closing his laptop he stood up and headed out the door, turning left down a long hallway. Politely knocking on the door as he entered the room, eyes landing on the beautiful woman sitting sitting in the cozy four poster bed. Warm Coffee in one hand, with her other scrolling her own laptop. a look of adoration rested on her facial features.

"Mein Schatz?" his voice clear and meaningful, glistening (e/c) eyes raised from the screen. "Yes, mein Hübscher?" you replied, Helmut sat next to her on the bed to see what his love was so enamored by. adorable kittens of different breeds covered the screen.

Helmut was super stern with his no pet rule He had stated that as much as he would love to have a cute furry friend following him around, he knew it would be a big responsibility to care for it.

Nevertheless, he knew he was in trouble when you looked at the screen and back to him. "Can we please get a kitten?" your head fell back, nose facing the celling with your free hand four-finger-pointing the screen. "Prinzessin, you know my rule about pets" Helmut kindly reminded you, your shoulders sag at the reminder, but you weren't going to back down. "Helmut..." you dragged.

'Oh no, it's begun!' Helmut thought to himself. "When you go on your business trips, I get so lonely. A kitten-then-cat will help me have company while your gone!" coffee cup placed onto your respective side table, hand gripping his silk sleeve as you brought your body closer to his. Helmut's eyes fought to not look into yours, but he lost.

Your lower lip was jutted in a pout, and your eyes were wide and pleading. 'Scheiße' he was struggling hard. "Schatz, let's go have some lunch ja?" body rising from the plush bed. "THAT WASN'T AN ANSWER!...Hey!" you called out as he vanished from your sight. Shutting and picking up your laptop you followed after him. He was a spec down the hall, heading down the stairs.

entering the grand kitchen, you placed the laptop on the table by the equally as grand window. "Liebe, are you feeling like a panino with a side of grapes, or leftover soup from last night with a toasted cheese sandwich and a side of watermelon?" he asked as you stood next to him by the vast fridge. "The last option, and a proper answer please", you put your hand on your hips. He smiled softly, "alright, I'll let you know by the end of the day ok?" he grabbed your cheeks and gave your lips a tender kiss. "Ok!" you beamed.

"Now, do you want to handle the sandwiches or watermelon?" he laid out the ingredients on the black marble bench.

"hmm? I'll handle the watermelon" you replied as you got the knife and cutting board out. "Wunderbar" Helmut reacted.

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The sun had set, the noise of the day had become quiet as you finished brushing your teeth and removing your sheet facemask. you swapped your loungewear for some loose cotton pajama shorts and one of Helmut's soft long sleeve t-shirts.

you slipped into bed as Helmut placed his book on his side table, opening his arm for you to slide into his side s you do every night. "So, it's the end of the day" you say as you settle into his warmth.

"it is..." his fingers ran through your freshly washed hair. "...and I have come to a conclusion. We can get a Kitten, but the kitten needs to be a short hair. That is my only requirement." your body shook happily as you hugged him tighter. "YES! that is completely ok, I have been looking at this tabby girl look!" you opened your phone and pulled up a screenshot of the kitten. The photo had an email, phone number and information of the cutie. "can you please zoom in on the email? I'll send an email to the place now" the brunettes fingers typed on his phone. While you watched his fingers glide, your whole body was buzzing with excitement.

"I am not going to be able to sleep now, I am elated!" your cheesy smile melted Helmut's heart. He pulled you close, and ran his fingers through your hair with a chuckle.

"you know how to get into my head, and I know how to get into yours. so relax, sleep. I'll see your beautiful eyes tomorrow."

"Oh you're a smooth man, Gute Nacht, meine Liebe"

"Gute Nacht, mein Schatz"

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A few days had passed, and now you were walking into the adoption Centre to collect your kitten. The two of you had been to see her, and you both fell in love instantly. You had bought a carry crate and all the essentials on your way home. You were greeted by the same receptionist, who took you to a room with a German sign which translated to 'Adoption Collection'.

you entered the first door and were welcomed by a gentleman who handled the department. Helmut conversed with the man, and handled the correct paperwork. The receptionist tapped your shoulder politely and asked "this will take a couple of minutes, would you like to help get her in the crate?" You nodded, and informed your boyfriend on your movements. He smiled at your excited face "Ok, have fun!" before continuing the paper work.

The woman opened the door for you, and you made immediate eye-contact with your furry baby. You approached the wall of adopted kittens calmly as to not frighten both yours, and the others. getting out a key, the woman opened the door for your kitten and motioned for you to pick her up. The kitten smelled your fingers, and relaxed at the familiar scent. The kitten emitted gentle meows, as you pet the top of her head. You went to place the tabby into the crate, getting onto your knees and saying words to calm her.

"Have you decided on a name?" The receptionist queried. "Yeah we are calling her Mia, very short and equality sweet" you responded as you fixed the supple pastel yellow blanket around her.

"Oh my god, that's lovely! She definitely is a Mia" Her hands clasped together. "Danke!"

Helmut walked into the room, his eyes warm as he asked "is Mia ready to go?" you hummed a yes and headed out of the room, approaching the main area. The two of you thanked the staff and headed to Helmut's black ML Class Mercedes Benz. Helmut's large hand opened the backseat door, and you placed the crate behind the driver seat. You made sure the seatbelt was secured around the bottom before settling next to her behind the passenger seat, and placing your own belt on.

"You know you'll have a long time to be with her right?" The man humored. You let out a small chuckle and explained "I am providing moral support, as cars can be intimidating for kittens" you put your hands up in defense. The Baron shook his head with an amused smile while gently closing the door.

The drive went smooth, your hand was stroking Mia's fur threw the crates opening on the top and peaceful music emanated from the car's radio. You three got home and started setting the furry ball of cuteness up in her own space in your office, which was attached to your bedroom.

Hours went by as you played with her, she took naps on your laps, and got familiar with where her food, water, and litter box was. You felt bad when you needed to leave the room to eat or drink yourself.

The sun started setting through the window, filling the room with gold, orange and pink tones and Helmut turned to you and said

"You really are my biggest weakness"

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AHH my first Zemo fic!

I am content with this piece, I have always pictured Zemo having a tabby cat so I love this concept!