fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic
slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"
Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
don’t kick me out, just take me out back and shoot me. we all know i deserve it, i’ll pay you my change to do it even
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all
Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy
im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies