Hi Franky :)

hi franky :)

i’m the anon who asked about the kids name. sorry if i made you uncomfortable. i, in fact, did read your no’s and boundaries, but i think my brain blocked it out by accident. so again, i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable.

if it’s alright, i’d like change the prompt. ^^ who’s give their pets dumb names and who gives their pets human names?

Ace named his rats Bazooka McFlameThrower, Marco names his parrot Uncle Gerald.

No, no it's fine! I hope you enjoy these dumb headcanons.

Luffy - Names all his pets after food in a non cute way like 'chicken' 'meat' 'ham' 'cheese' just simple ones and he's screaming for 'HEY MEAT WHERE ARE YOU MEAT?' and it's just a mess. Ace - Names his pets after food, but in a cute way. He has pet rats that he calls 'cupcake' 'dumpling' 'chocolate' 'poptart' and it's so out of char that everyone's like excuse me did you call that Rat fuckin' CUPCAKE?

Zoro - if he has a dog it's called 'dog' if he has a cat it's called 'cat' and so on.

Kid - All his pets are named after members of bands no one cares about any more 'this is Dexter Holland and he's a very good boy, isn;t that right Dexter Holland!'

Killer - Food, all pasta related, like every pet he's ever had has been a kind of pasta.

Law - Either something stupid like 'Fluffy' or like 'Clavicle' 'coccyx' and other hard medical names.

Shanks - Every pet regardless of gender is 'boy'

Marco - Just human names 'Bob' 'Craig' 'Steve' and he looks you dead in the eye with a smirk when you have to yell out after 'Stefan' the fucking dog and everyone is chill about it but you. If you piss him off he'll straight up name an animal after you until everyone forgets thats YOUR name and YOU end up with a dumb nickname.

Roger - He used his one good name for his sword and just named everything else after it. Poor Ace never knows if Roger's calling him or the dog. And Roger tries to hide his disappointment when human Ace comes to his calls instead.

Sabo - Something really fucking extra like LORD AND MASTER OF THE DARKNESS or some shit and you have to say the entire name.

Thatch - We will never know because it just becomes a garble of baby talk like people do and it just comes out 'arentyouagoodbouwuwuwuwuyesssuuwuwuw'