The Bad Dreams

West is well aware that it's not a good thing when one of her best relationships and second-longest is with a murderous eldritch horror. But the murderous eldritch horror treats her well so she's keeping it.

THE SIBLINGS EPISODE - Doodle time!!

kofi🥕|| The Siblings Episode Masterpost🎳

Jax: That's why you're the slowest in your class!

Jillz: that's why you don't have a girlfriend!

Jax: ... I'm about to end your whole career. You know that Santa Clause isn't real right?

Jillz: ... What? 🥺

Gangle: What would you say that??

Jax: SHE HAD IT COMING-

Jillz: CAINNEEE 🥺😭

Jax: SHE HAD IT COMING! NO DON'T CALL CAINE NOW-

/ref

Ough they are so (gets squished by giant ant)

BACKSTAGE!!!

i saw that you mentioned for the character voices in great god grove, you guys had people read a character's line and then spliced it up. do you remember which lines you used for the characters?

Here, take my raw Patty voice recording for fun, room tone and all...

Who click pass, wtf dudes

Sooooo-

I took my universe "Unmasked" seriously, and thought of the idea with the view of Edward (scp-049)

I will attach the reference lists at the end of the post about Magpies and Crows. (warning: there is artistic nudity in the drawings)

Also, you can share your thoughts in the comments, like or reblog, it will be interesting for me to read your comments and see your reaction, whether I post such posts or not

There are two sub-races in Edward's race: Magpies and Crows

Magpies

(Example: a man drawn from memory from the drawings of object 049)

CROWS

(Example: Edward Haselhurst, currently referred to as object 049)

Magpies are long-lived, but they do not have a very long life span like Crows, about 500-700 years.

Magpies in the Middle Ages were kept as pets with whom you can talk (if they had at least a little brain present). Peoples were not afraid of them, and they were seen as just cute little animals. They were semi-wild, and had smaller sizes, and the color was not completely black, but black with white stripes

Crows are long-lived++, if Magpies still have a life limit, about 500-700 years, then Crows can live from 6000 to 7000 years(The average value is taken).

Their peculiarity is also included in the fact that they can accumulate useful substances for the body in order to spend them correctly in the future if some critical situation happens where they will have to not eat for a long time. Edward abuses it, alas, because he literally won't eat because he works or something like that. Sometimes he does it just because he doesn't see the point. They can also "overeat", literally. After a few days of hunger strike, for about a week, they need to eat at least something so that their body does not begin to self-destruct. Edward carries useful herbs and dried fruits for this, so yes, sometimes he can be found at the table sucking on a dried tangerine slice or prunes.

Also, crows do not necessarily need sleep, they can stay awake for about three days, after which they will begin to feel tired. That is, yes, they will be awake for three days, and then they will feel tired if they do not sleep for at least 8 hours.

Crows were taken as pupils or children, because they were distinguished by a good mind, memory and obedience, but mostly they were bullied because they were "dangerous", but the most desperate were taken as pupils and children, as happened with Edward and Father Gabriel (I'll tell you about him later, just for reference I will say that he is a church minister)

The danger of "crows" manifested itself only when they were frightened or tried to attack.

Edward is anxious, and he is in this state almost always, because he has lived a fairly long life and remembers some moments well, especially when he is focused on something or thinking (and he does this often). When he is relaxed or in quiet company, his skin is not dangerous.

And a little bit about the "pestilence"

As I said a long time ago, the craze is about "bad people", that is, those who have a dirty soul. But here it's a little different, I decided to rewrite this moment, but I left the main idea the same.

Pestilence - is a state when Edward experiences uncontrollable fear next to some person, that is, in this way he killed his observer, because he began to raise his voice at him and accuse him, and people who "radiate an unpleasant aura" (yes, he feels the human aura well).

A small note, Edward forgot exactly what he called a pestilence, and because of the moment with Alagadda, where almost all people/creatures radiated a rather vile aura, he called it a disease. + because of the knowledge about necromancy that he received from there, he decided that he would "heal" people from the pestilence, that is, literally make their soul become pure. It is logical that after death the soul goes to another world, and Edward does not feel an unpleasant aura, because it literally does not exist.

In the most fucked-up situations, like shootouts, violation of conditions of detention by objects, he enters Berserk mode and kills everyone who radiates a "bad aura". If under normal conditions he can control himself and restrain himself, then in the "Berserker" mode, that is, unconscious mode, he can kill not only enemies, but also associates, so when something like this happens, and Edward may have such a breakdown, he is locked in a rather cozy chamber with noise insulation, and they leave him there until the foundation deals with the whole situation.

Some Vibianos bc I like him a lot 💕💕

This time in color!

You saw it in front of your door, your actions

Mpreg, yeh

I gathered the strength to post this. Of course, I'm not a master at drawing pregnant men, but I've been practicing, and I think it turned out pretty well:3

Bright bought him a maternity belt so that the old man would not suffer so much~

And a few moments that add to this funny story little angst is that Edward, because of the deadly touch, namely the deadly skin, cannot touch his child without special gloves and without a sweatshirt with a mask, because Penelope will develop immunity to Edward's touches only by the age of two, which is... um, pretty sad... I'll post about this too, there's a whole comic!!!

Btw, I want to say that Edward is not transgender or smth, it's just a feature of his kind (as I posted earlier, that not only women of his kind can have children, but also men)