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First off, rude. Secondly, rats are intelligent, so I can’t be. Thirdly, I know where you live. Don’t make me turn your curtains in a paper doll project.

Whenever the ice breaker of what animal you would turn into in a fight passed around, I always say stoat.

I’m not a bear or a lion or anything powerful. I’m a short ass bitch with 0 muscle mass, but I am petty as fuck, much like a certain snow weasel with tiny knives for teeth.

if a fight ever were to arise, I would turn into a stoat, and slip away, but while my enemy sleeps, I would worm into their house, destroy all their pottery, ruin their clothes, and chew up their social security card. Plus for whatever reason, stoats are deathproof, so they would never catch me. Plus, they would never be able to look someone in the eyes and tell them they got their house wrecked by a long rat that weights 10 pounds soaking wet

I’m always one step ahead.

so it is...

Rick Maserati or whoever

FUCK MY INVISIBILITY.

I was wondering why so many people were staring at me today...

HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY, EVERYONE! (Sept. 23) 💙💜❤️

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The last D&D session with no context

Israeli soldiers went inside a school in Northern Gaza and abducted the men and then went into a room where women were hiding and opened fire. This is a massacre

leg hurt, but at least i have gender now

me, an queer amateur vexillologist:

Pride vs Place!

Introducing the hot new quiz show: Pride vs Place!

It's simple: you just have to identify whether the flag belongs to a place or is a pride flag.

Easy Mode

Hard Mode

*drops this and runs away*

guess who just finished marineford 🌸💮😅😅🥰💕💞💞🥳🙈 (the voices) 👍😊😊🌸🌸