Ze1na - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Instead of Billy being some mysterious being that no one knows is a child what if literally everyone in Fawcett knows.

like, Billy will go into an active terrorist attack and everyone will be like "Yeah okay, that's fine". he visits children's hospitals like he does as Captain Marvel but he turns back for the kids who are scared of his larger form.

When frustrated in a fight he'll throw a small fit at the villain and everyone won't call him immature or odd for it instead they go "Yeah, well he was a big meanie anyway!" and "I'd never wanna be that bully!".

After fights Billy will get taken out for milkshakes and such with the whole block drinking with him. he'll kick an officer in the knee and everyone will curse the officer out (using censored words of course, this is Fawcett, and they are with a child).

They find out he's homeless and suddenly a random black hair blue-eyed orphan kid owns the most expensive apartment in the city.

After Billy joins the league batman has a heart attack trying to figure out who he is with every member quietly doing the same.

For some reason, no one in Fawcett will tell them about his identity despite them clearly knowing it. it doesn't help that any information regarding it magically distorts after a couple of days ( Zatana had said it was a safety precaution for the Champions identity)

One day Billy invites them to Fawcett for his birthday party and theirs a giant crowd asking him to "go small" The league's confused because Captain Marvel doesn't "go small".

And then he goes small and everyone's treating the captain turning into a ten-year-old child as normal.

The league just stands there in shock as they realize that yes, Captain Marvel Is an orphan child and an entire city knew before they got any hint.

(batman cries himself to sleep that night)

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

Gay af to be a cowboy tbh

wilson seems like the type of guy who would wear a hand puppet that looks like house to try and cheer up the real house, who beats puppet house with his cane as wilson yelps in pain of having his hand hit

A Goon coming home from work: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?

Tim: Uhhhh you weren't supposed to be home for another hour. Breaking and entering is a hobby of mine

Goon: WHAT!?

Dick: It's more like a compulsion really

Goon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Dick: Trying to curtail his breaking and entering is a hobby of mine

Goon: GET OUT

"let's not be ableist!", "every mental illness should be respected" and "using slurs, especially ones that based on illnesses is wrong!" people after they call every abusive and evil person they met "narcissist", "psychopath" and "sociopath":😂👍

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

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-Actually that's kinda better than my actual name

Man. I guess my name is .

Or if we're going for my actual name.....

OH SHIT

Tim Drake personality can be summarised quite easily in my opinion.

You know how in Inside Out they had all the emotions of shit and there was always one as a leader? Yeah, Tim Drake has about a 6 of those.

Depressed Bitch in the corner crying. Sleep Deprived Bitch on the floor. Homicidal Rage Bitch running around with a flame thrower. ADHD Bitch at the corkboard in the back with about a million theories with his eyes wide and drinking straight from a pot of coffee. At the control centre is Complete Improve Bitch, who just occasionally takes an idea from the ones in the back and sends them Tims way.

Who's the leader you may ask? Sanity. But Sanity disappeared three years ago, and the other five have around 1 braincell to share between them.