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Psychic: *reading Aomine’s mind*

Inside Aomine’s head: ore, ore, ore, boku, watashi, me, I, moi, Ao-MINE, me and myself, me myself and I-

Psychic: what the fuck

Aomine: I know, right?

Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*

Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!

Me: OH SHIT!!!

HINATA HYUGA:

- Offers Naruto a cream for his wounds(non-existent), where her teammate, Kiba is all bruised up and almost unconscious - Cuz it's Naruto-kun.

- tries to save Naruto during pain arc - Cuz its Naruto-kun

- tries to save Naruto - fails - Neji dies instead - Cuz its Naruto-kun.

- thinks about Naruto's big and warm hands in front of Neji's dead body - Cuz its Naruto-kun.

- Keeps knitting a scarf for Naruto in the middle of a mission where her sister is kidnapped - Cuz its Naruto-kun.

- Shows more reaction to her scarf being torn-off as compared to when she found our her sister's eyes were torn off- Cuz its Naruto-kun's.

Naruto Fandom : SELFLESS!!! HINATA THE BYAKUGAN PRINCESS !!!!

HARUNO SAKURA:

- Steps infront of Tazuna to protect him with her body (Someone she barely knows)

- Protects Naruto and Sasuke in the Forest of Death without sleeping.

- Gets beaten up to bone to stop the sound Ninjas to hurt Sasuke and Naruto.

- Saves Sasuke from the darkness of Curse seal.

- Steps Infront of Gaara to protect Sasuke - actually manages to stop him.

- Gets herself hit for Idate(Someone she barely knows)

- Tries to save Sasuke from darkness and stop him from leaving the village

- Saves Kankurou's life - where no one else could

- Gets herself stabbed and poisoned to save Chiyo(someone she barely knows) - who in turn saves Gaara.

- Gives antidote to Chiyo despite being poisoned herself

- Defeats Sasori with chiyo

- Says that She will blow off her arms and legs just to get know Orochimaru's whereabouts just to get to Sasuke.

- Tries to save Naruto from Nine Kyuubi consuming him, without worrying about herself.

- Heals Naruto first instead of herself Doesn't tell him that he was the one who hurt her.

- Heals Naruto several times.

- Heals hundreds of injured patients during the pain arc.

- Saves Tami from being attacked by the giant Centipede.

- Always tries to lift up Naruto's spirit despite being down herself. (In case of Sasuke and Tsunade)

- Decides to take the burden of killing Sasuke,the man she loves upon herself, just for Naruto's,Sasuke's, and Konoha's sake. Just to protect them in her own way. Even though she knew she was going to die.

- Let's patients in the medical camp during the war, knowing that they could be the white zetsus... But still can't let go of her kind heart.

- Saves Naruto and literally pumps his heart with her hands.

- Hesitates to Stab Obito's eyes because She knew He had turned good now. She always had a kind heart.

- Can't let go of her love for Sasuke, despite the fact that that he had tried to kill her. Can't let go of her desire to save him.

- Saves and heals hundreds of lives in the battlefield and as well as the medical camp during the war.

- Saves Sasuke from the Desert dimension, with everything she has got.

- Doesn't think about his sexy and Warm body when he catches her. Lol I had to add this 😂😂. Instead worries about Obito to check if he is fine.

- Punches a god. And helps to seal her. And So helps to save the world

- Tries to save Sasuke from being consumed by the darkness again.

- Saves Naruto and Sasuke from bleeding to death, after their final battle in the Valley of the end.

- Saves Naruto's life. Pouring her chakra in him for 3 days.

- Opens a mental clinic for orphans who suffered during war, so that they don't have to go through what Naruto and Sasuke did.

- Defeats Kido who was impersonating Sasuke and committing crimes.

- Defeated Shin and beat him to pulp for looking at her family - two times!

- Oh! Saved Hinata Princess's life multiple times!!!!!

- Oh! She also saved Karin's life.

(And I haven't even listed all her achievements)

Naruto Fandom: USELESS SELFISH BITCH !!! SHE IS SO SELF CENTERED!!!! HER ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AROUND JUST ONE BOY!!!!! SHE SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE 3RD CHAPTER OF NARUTO!!! NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!

Me:

Nap time. (via cookiecat.herine)

i feel like everyone else is having such a good time with life, growing up, and moving on while I’ve wasted so much of my life being sad. i want to be like them

whats this guy doin

character development