but what-if they were a multi-genre band from the early 2000s. πΈπ€
5 years β₯οΈπ€β¨
back on my bullshit
I present to you....
Guitarspear doodlesπππ
AND OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES ON MY GUITARSPEAR SHITPOST πππβ€οΈ
scent
Okay, but I am living for this role reversal
genji approves
vox machina x harpy hare (yaelokre)
Honestly? I despise Adam but I think it's heaven's fault that he turned out that way.
He was the first human on Earth. Angels fed him the delusion that he was superior to every creature in Eden, promising him everything to showcase their coolness. He couldn't know better than to believe them because he was the first man, he had no frame of reference. Then they gave him Lilith, so he wasn't lonely anymore, but she left because she didn't want to submit. That must have hurt; her rebellion must have shattered his whole worldview. And then they gave him Eve, and she also betrayed him. FOR THE SAME GUY! It must have been horribly lonely for him. BUT instead of teaching him how to be a functioning person, saying sth like "look Adam, sweetie, people have free will, they can chose to not like you, you need to learn how to be likable and get some therapy", heaven was like, "Okay, our bad, your wives weren't our most successful projects, but here, have this army of angelic hotties that are infinitely loyal to you. Just don't doubt that we are always right and the best. And you can kill people in the realm of this guy that cucked you twice."
Are you seeing the analogy to the real-life man socialized in patriarchy who's entire villain origin story is discovering that women have free will???
bring out the JOJOs