What I Mean When I Do Not Control The Hyperfixation.

OOps...

when he doms you into drinking water 🥰😍

You do not get to fucking cherry-pick which part of the LGBTQIA+ community you support.

Support the entire community or get fucked.

Please every time I see someone comment *even on IRL people* that they look like they give great hugs I WANT TO LUNGE AT THEM and tell them to sincerely FUCK OFF if they can't think of a single proper compliment that's not based on the person's fucking weight bffr

It fuels me with so much rage to see them be all proud of themselves too for giving niceguy™ energy

op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now

I think the trend is dead by this point but I haven't posted it here yet sooooo

You should totally watch this version by @brainpoker100 too!!!!

unstoppable can opener meets immovable can

HAPPY YAOI DAY

No man is that funny

Based on the Kurvitz quote!! :

merry christmas

This but any dish still takes at least 1 hour because time isn't real (and I may get distracted by literally anything)

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

hands on/hands off approach