Someone Should Write An Scp Article For Dazai Cuz No Matter What That Fucker Will Not Die

“bless you-”

bless?? as in 🙏BLESS🙏??? nso reference????

not my house but i know my way around

little random dump abt my bsd dr(¬w¬") .🍓˚⋆𐙚

my s/o(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵)

dazai osamu

i love this man and i definitely not gonna kidnap him and louck him in my basement one day haha.....

my name: hannah kotsuya.

age: 17yo will turn 18 after 3 or 4 months i guess.

where im from: my dad is japanese and my mom is from New York, so im half japanese, half american.

for my ability: i really wanted a cool ability but i didnt know what to choose so i just scripted my ability to be elemental control(bro is the avatar).

*my friends in the agency always ask me for a weird favors bc of my ability, like making a snow cones in summer

*me and dazai once had a full-on argument about the best way to eat an orange.

*yosano and naomi convinced me to buy the funniest things when shopping together

* atsushi thinks im rlly cute but a bit scare in a fight (¬_¬")

*i was in the port mafia before join the ada

*ranpo randomly challenges me to "detective duels" where we both try so slove random mysteries first

*me and dazai have a "secret mystery-solving club" but we dont tell anyone bc its just the two of us goofing around

*chuuya refuses to admit it, but i've caught him laughing at my jokes when he thinks no one's watching

dazai always the first one to steal my snacks but then he acts like he doesnt remember doing it

*whenever i try to be serious dazai will make a face or do something random to make me laugh, and ruining my serious moment

*he loves to start deep philosophical conversation just to confuse everyone and then chance the topic to something totally random like "do you think potatoes have feelings?"

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𝖬𝗈𝖼𝗁𝖺

૮꒰ྀི∩' ᵕ '∩꒱ྀིა

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Being a magical girl would fix me