uuuuh who leaked my tdick pics?
the things the tumblr algorithm starts doing at you when you’re a kink blog is truly remarkable. muttcunt might be in your orbit. you might like mommys-lil-usb-cable. you might know dirtfaggot. do you want to message dirtfaggot?
i said "such a cute ass" affectionately to my dog cause she shakes it cutely when walking and it's soooo adorable, but instead my sister answered "thanks" in a flirty tone
i miss having someone to share my pics with</3
I'm seriously considering downloading a dating app to get railed to hell and back, I'm too horny lately
“I don’t know isn’t this like…cheating?” X “don’t be stupid. We’re brothers, this doesn’t count as cheating dumbass.”
Listen mutt, I'm going to throat fuck you.
No no, you're not giving me a blowjob and I'm not just going to face fuck you. I'm going to throat fuck you
I'm going to watch you stick that pretty tongue out to lick my balls while I fill its space with my throbbing gock. When you feel your air being replaced with precum, I'll know that I'm deep enough~
Then I'll start hammering into you, you won't have a throat, but another hole for my throbbing girl cock to breed. You can try to tap out or give muffled cries but when I stick my girl dick down your throat then you stop being human and I don't care about your pathetic needs for oxygen <3
That's what you are. My toy to take my throatfuck <3
when big bro comes home crossed after a party and wants to play with his unwilling baby bro💓
Anybody out there just asking to be manhandled?
an older man with perfect punctuation and grammar + his younger gf that talks in all caps and uses too many emojis = perfection
I hate having such good friends, sometimes i get so drunk they have to hold my hand to help me walk and have to take me to their homes but they've never taken advantage of me. How hard is it to fuck someone who's almost blacked out and that looks way younger than they are? ffs