2014 KICK IT!

Twirls

Actor: Hey kid, I need you to lock this door for real

PA: I'm ... I'm just a PA, uh

Actor: Just do it

*Action!*

Actor: [takes out real tools]

Actor: [intense]

*Cut!*

Director: wtf, Brian?

Actor: look, I need to do this

Director: it's already open, Brifus, just do the little lock-picking twitches with the props and open the fucking door like the pro you're supposed to be portra-

Actor: One. MORE.

Director:

Director:

*Action!!*

Actor: [sweat beads]

Actor:

*Cuuut!!*

Director: ffs you're making my tonsils explode, Brian. We're already behind schedule.

Actor: just one more, Bill. I've been watching you tubes, I got this... i wanna.. this year I mean, my acting going upnexeveljustonemore

Director: No, fuck you. Frederick, open the goddam prop doorlock from the inside, let's get this scene and move on.

Actor: no no i can

*Action!!*

Actor: [looks to camera, grabs handle opens door and sets lock for real, closes it]

Actor: [get's back into character, crouching, knee to floor. Desperation. Sweat beads. Concentration.]

Actor:

Director: [roundhouse kicking chair]

Director: [about to yell cut]

*click*

*door is lock-picked open*

Director:

Director: [barely audible] Cut!!

Director: [deep breathing] [crushing script page into a ball] [walks to office]

Everyone: umm

Actor: [turns on his fully functional in-ear walkie talkie spy prop] don't know what you're mad about, Bill. We got a helluva scene; I'm telling ya, this is the year, it's all abou-

Director: don't know what I'm mad about? Hell of a sceeene?!

[loud bangs, lamp trashing heard room next door]

Director: hell of a scene, Brifuck? It's useless!! Uussseeeelleeesssssss aaaaahh

Actor: useless? Whatdoya mean useless?! I gave you gold, sweetchums. The real deal! I fucking lock-picked that door for you. It's not even that difficult, there's this youtube ch-

Director: [high pitch laughter breaking up] you framed all surprised, moran! When it opens we see you almost smile and jump and get relief! Your asinine character is supposed to be super tense and has done this almost every episode.

Actor: ... Well, edit the surprise out. Why are you acting like a big baby? I'll give you some more of the smooth entry if that's what you need...

Director: [walking back on set] oh so you're telling me how to shoot this now

Actor: YOU are telling me how to act this out all Fakey and Lame, this-

Director: THAT's MY JOB! [bane breaks the back of a lighting stand, throws the two pieces every which way] aaaaaa

Actor: And mine is to act out the best way possible for this scene, dog gone it.

Producer: [walking in, raises ray bans to look around] oh for Tiffany's sake, light that fireplace and queue the soft funk. Get to the scenes that pay the billssss

[finger twirls]

El mago Nicolín y otros atardeceres en la azotea de los poemas de Yara.

Fantastic Art. Solid message. Also, that is not what Feminism means.

Stunning Australian street art shows the world the true face of LGBT people

Australian street artist Astrotwitch launched “Queer the Streets" last year based on the idea that, as they wrote on Tumblr, all the “queer community needs is simply for more people to know that they exist.” Their works are incredible — and every one has the potential to create a change.

Springtime & pure beauty, this april past.

I be sleeping under the piano now. there are weirder habits.

it is I

Intersticio

Te busqué en el aeropuerto porque a ti te gustaba el ruido. te busqué en la avenida te busqué en la televisión te busqué porque a ti te gustaba encontrarte entre la gente, y el ruido. Nuestro rüido en el aeropuerto porque así se quedaba el bus. nuestro rüido en la ida nuestro rüido en la loción nuestro rüido porque a mi me gustaba perderte entre la menté y el bus. Te busqué en los nidos. nuestro ruido no se movió, no. Te busqué en el salvavidas bajo el asiento. te busqué entre la guitarra que empaqué. te busqué en el espejo de bajo del acento porque a ti te gustaba la gente no se movió, no. no se movió (el del espejo y el rüido). Te busqué antes que te perdieras entre mis expresos y entre mis autopistas y entre mis paredes y en mis guaridas. emigré para buscarte

otro capital ido

nuestro intersticio

era menos convulso.

Sin mis amigos sería un extraño. ¡No hables con extraños!

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Broken

#1

-

Is not music a stucture of time

made

with figures of animal emotions

laid

on spirit; equal parts ordeal, fantasy & poison?

#2

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I was terrified, then compelled, then terrified again

I was compelled then to throw away all

and start a new ... call it violet violence ... dream

of selfless night and candid day

by you; a child of flight a howl of wounds, wish, silence.

#3

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In that moment a squence of long lost crystal bells quieted the night

Some elven veil slipped down from my ears to my bare feet

I felt naked, as there fell

the 20,000 moon tones of choral mischief over flowing crush.

#4

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I could hear                                           a rush

a blush

a blur of blooming moments marked by

this raining organism of silence and time

I had lost this music. I embraced you. It found me.

You said goodbye. you said farewell.  you said godspeed.

Reverb Song (early draft)

I don't know when But I will run to you. Walking and stray Sliding and stayed Echoing fall undone I don't know where But I will run to you.

.us

Our house would have been so Etsy it'd make people cry.  Spending saturday afternoons shaking up Instructables right and left, and glitching out Hackandmod s some of the more quiet nights.  I swear we could school us with 4chan and some wiki stuff.  I'd only ask you to keep your Tumblr to yourself since I wouldn't want us to find our Photostreams paired up with all your Deviant fans; you'd also know (because I'd let you know endlessly) you are so Textfromlastnight funny, Sucideblonde sexy and downright DinersandDives.food.net yummy.  I can't have let uz this things go so easy ... our sure fire iCanhazcheeseburger ways were withing grasping distance.

--H.A. & A.