Yippeeitsanxiety - Ash

>be me

>watch father get murdered right before my eyes at age 9

>become a respected public prosecutor

>15 years later (just before the statute of limitations runs out), father's killer's defense attorney asks to meet at the lake around midnight

>meet him

>row out to the middle of the lake together

>hear him say some cryptic shit

>watch him pull a gun and

>BANG

>BANG

>and he's gone

>what the fuck did he just shoot himself??

>pick up the gun in shock

>put the gun down

>stand there in the middle of the cold foggy lake

>row back to shore alone

>leave the gun there in the boat

>wander the shore in the cold, muttering to myself about what I just saw

>get questioned by police

>tell them nothing

>go home

>don't sleep (nightmares)

>get arrested the next morning

Merry Christmas???

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

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Little drawings for his friends!

hello genderqueer layton nation :) randall is the corniest mfer alive

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Not gonna lie its almost a relief knowing that Spam is doomed regardless, with how doomed he is to be determined :'3

it is a little funny I think that in every possible scenario I’ve thought of spamton turns out to be a rich asshole (to varying degrees) no matter what

English added by me :)