YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

w h y ?

🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄

The adventures of Crow-ley and Aziradove! (went to a museum of zoology yesterday and all the taxidermy birbs gave me silly ideas lmao) 

Part 2

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ya ever just

Exist?

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

my roommates being obnoxious again so,

share with me the songs you’d least want to hear while having sex 

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

you can only reblog this today