After Care With Gojo𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ⋅ᡣ𐭩 ་༘࿐

I just. KNOW. Choso is the type of guy to let the alarm wake the whole neighborhood without letting go of your waist in the morning. He doesn't want you to leave the bed just yet, you're too warm, too soft...too cuddly.

"Mmmmh...just five minutes" that end up being 10... 15...30... A whole damn hour of him repeating those words with his deep, husky, sleep-drunk voice in your ear. "Five minutes and I'll let you go" and he nuzzles his nose further into the crook of your neck.

That's exactly why there's no chance you'll make it out of bed on time in the morning...

In The Doghouse

Smau: in which the jjk men are your father and they need your help to get back in your mother's good graces (didn't realise I had this in my drafts, probably could do with some work but it's good enough) Warnings: fluff, crack, sexual language, not proofread Featuring: Gojo, Geto, Choso, Toji, Nanami, Sukuna

jjk men x reader smau

you impose a s!x ban ☹️

characters included: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji

* MDNI

toji disciplining baby megs 😖🤏

toji was never usually the one disciplining his son. he did the ‘eat your veggies’ and ‘inside voices only please’ and that was about it. you were more the type to teach megumi to share with his classmates and not speak over others, you may not have given birth to the boy but you loved and cared for him so deeply these things came naturally. and so tonight toji was surprised when he had spotted little megumi waddle into the living room and demand you charge his tablet for him. toji watched from his seat at the dinner table, slurping his noodles as he took in your gentle voice explaining to megumi that it was bedtime and his tablet time was over.

“no mama i want to play the game” megumi kept repeating, his voice gradually getting louder as he spoke over you. he listened as you tried to get another sentence in when suddenly you yelped out in pain and toji realised megumi had thrown his tablet and it had landed on your knuckles. the little boy’s eyes were still full of determination, unknowing of the pain he had caused you until he heard his father shout his name.

“get over here.” toji called out, watching as megumi’s tiny face was struck with a look of shock. he toddled his way over to his dad, hands gripped infront of his little protruding belly.

“did you just hit mama?”

“i just wanted to play my game!” little gumi answered. he had never heard his dad shout like this at him, he didn’t even mean to do it!

“go and say sorry you’re so naughty i can’t believe it.”

that was enough to have little megumi break into tears. his podgy hands digging into his eyes as the tears continued to fall. his dad thought he was naughty?

“go NOW” and toji watched as his son made his way over to you practically choking on his tears as he gasped out multiple ‘sorry’s’ and ‘love you mama’s. he took in your gentle hands caressing the top of megumis black hair and rubbing his back while he cried and cried.

a few minutes passed and toji had warmed up some chocolate milk for his son. he plopped himself into the gap on the couch by your side letting out a long sigh at the heat radiating off your body. megumi had his head safely tucked into your neck refusing to look at his dad as he made little hiccuping sounds.

“cmon buddy i need to talk to you. want some milk?”

and with a little encouragement from you megumi crawled into his father’s lap. toji found his own heart hurting at the tear stricken look on his sons face.

“sorry for shouting at you megs but remember we aren’t allowed to hit girls especially not mama. me and you are meant to protect mama yeah?”

“i’m sorry i won’t do it again” gumi said in his tiny voice as he cuddled up closer into his dad’s side.

“you’re a great dad.” you whispered whilst leaving soft kisses on tojis bicep and tickling megumi’s little toes. he wiped at the remaining tears left on gumis eyelashes thinking about what you said. if an angel like you saw good in him then maybe he was doing something right.

author’s note : this is so completely random i just couldn’t stop thinking about toji cuddling his little baby 🤏 apologies for any mistakes i wrote this on the train lolz

Clingy Choso ideas: he naturally loves to be around you all the time. From cuddles and hugs, to holding your hand, to always ALWAYS kissing your forehead. My dude just absolutely thrives being in your presence even if he acts a little stoic and embarrassed about it sometimes. He's probably the type to hold your hand while your going to the bathroom or at least sit right behind the door waiting to hug you when you open the door.

But what if, one day you and Choso got in a fight/argument and you make the decision to give each other some space to cool off. (Choso did not consent to this lmao)

I'm just thinking about Choso first huffing and going "i can handle this. I'm angry at them anyways." to losing his godamn mind while whining to Yuji that you don't love him anymore and he's going to die alone and you-less "I miss my wife Yuji.... I miss her a lot....😔" (you guys are just dating...)

Bonus if your litterly just vibing on you own, giving yourself a spa day, reading some books, & going shopping while Choso is crashing tf out-

(I love Choso but I love sopping wet and pitiful Choso more-)

“Wife…need wife” he pitifully wails, covering Yuuji in a dramatic hug. Yuuji just rolls his eyes, annoyed and shoving him off. “You’ll be fine. Couples fight dude, communication is-“

“FINE? IM BEING DIVORCED!!”

“…ok No. you two just need to cool off”

Choso whines, pouting as he flops on the couch, rubbing his arms. “Freezing already without wife…need wife…wife keeps me warm. I’ve cooled off enough without her warmth”

“Mkay well, you two are dating. And her name is-“

“Don’t say it, I’ll start crying”

Yuuji just snorts and starts to laugh, shaking his head and covering his face. He sends a picture to you to show that your “puppy” has learned his lesson about “biting”.

Though the last one isn’t a joke, Choso and you got in a fight because he bit someone and was way too aggressive and overprotective.

You just laugh, a soft chortle, and send a text back saying something along the lines of “keep scolding Him. He knows what he did. Being cute won’t get him out of it”

That’s a lie and we all know it.

-Mommabean (soft, pathetic, overdramatic men who simp are something we need more of and Choso is the leash they can strive to be)

Masterlist~✨

Retired Series

The Adventures of Sunny and Miggy (A Miguel O’Hara X Female! SpiderWoman! Reader Oneshot series)

Topics included: Grumpy x Sunshine, Fluff to the max, Miguel being a sweetheart, Trauma, slightly dark themes (not a dark fic, but topics such as child loss and traumatic experiences with death.), Established relationships?, pinning, slow burn?

TDLR: Who could possibly handle the stubborn, hot headed, arrogant hot leader of the Spider Society? His Sunny of course. Come see how these two just make it work.

((6/3/23: There is no chronological order to this at this point so read as you please))

Walking on Sunshine

Sweet As You

As Warm As You

Just A Bite

Come on, Baby, Cry

Grumpy Kitty, Soft Kitty

To Love and Hold

From Your Point of View

Our Girl

Just A Taste

Our Love ((Part 2 to Our Girl))

Dance With Me

Father’s Day ((2.5 to Our Girl))

Head Canons~

Miguel with an S/O with a black cat personality Miguel with an S/O with social anxiety

Miguel with a human civilian S/O ((also General relationship head-canons))

One Shots~

Cat Got Your Tongue?

“You slept together, didn’t you?”

You choke on your coffee, fighting for air as a dramatic fit of coughing keeps you from regaining your composure. “What do you mean?” you croak.

Shoko shrugs, sipping calmly from her own cup. “Exactly what I said.”

“Wha— why do you…what?!”

“Gojo’s been awfully cheerful this morning” she continues, a corner of her lips lifting with amusement, “he wouldn’t shut up about how great of a weekend he had.”

You look at her over the rim of the cup, frowning. “What do I have to with that?”

The brunette looks unimpressed by your answer, and chooses to look at you silently while her brown eyes stare into yours. “… really? You are going to deny it? To me?”

“Why do you assume we slept together?” you whisper shout at her, looking around the teacher’s lounge with poorly concealed panic.

“Why do you look so nervous all of a sudden?”

Shoko looks smug, grinning knowingly as she inclines her head to the side. “You seriously didn’t notice?”

“What didn’t I notice?” you press, crossing your arms over your chest.

She chuckles, taking her sweet time to clarify her cryptic answer.

“You have a hickey the size of Honshu on the side of your neck.”

Nerdy Choso who doodles you in every assignment he writes, filling it to the brim with hearts upon heart and maybe the sound of your name with his last one…

Nerdy Choso who has a camera he swears is for the Yearbook club, but- in reality he’s been asking you to pose for a suspicious amount of “Yearbook photos”. And not to mention the way you always seem to catch a flash of that camera when no one thinks you’re looking.

Nerdy Choso who knows you’re smart n’ capable, but still offers to get your homework done for that one professor who really seems to have it out for you. Inviting you over to the library for some much-needed help.

Nerdy Choso who gets a boner as soon as you sit next to him - it’s all just too much. And with the way you’re looking at him, it seems like he’ll get so much more than homework done right now.

come one, come all to . . . (MIS)FORTUNE IRONICA !

welcome to the best show on this side of tokyo ! so good you could drop dead !

pairing : k. choso x f!reader

content : smau, written parts, (dark) circus/carnival au, everyone is morally grey, lots of world building bc a lot will happen at once, strange yn supremacy

warnings : clowns, horror elements, some gore and blood, graphic descriptions, no nsfw parts but 17+ to read regarding some of the gore/situations, language, dark/crude humor, drinking, smoking, intense situations, characters may be ooc but I have to move the plot somehow

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taglist (taken from the gen + people I know who would enjoy)

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Day 6 - Almost Getting Caught

Pairing: Satoru Gojo x Reader Word Count: 405 Content: Fluff, a little suggestive but it's not smut, Reader is Yuji's Aunt (she's his mom's sister) Tuna-Tober 2024 Masterlist <- check out the other fics posted this month!

A/N: Once again I wrote this in about 20 minutes so it's definitely not perfect. That being said this is a small little taste of a series that I'm working on and want to post soon (I just want to have most of the fic written out before I start posting it)! Also this is from the backup prompt list of Tuna-Tober. Enjoy!!

“Hey Auntie, I had a quest-”

“YUJI! What a surprise!!” THUNK! You come out of your bedroom, slamming the door shut and straightening out your teaching uniform.

Yuji looks at you with confusion, his hand resting on his chin, eyes squinting like he’s in deep thought. You know what’s really going on in his head is just radio silence. You shake your head to avoid laughing at how serious he looks.

You fix your hair, “What is it hon?”

“I was just wondering if you would spar with me, but if you’re busy-?”

“I’m not busy at all, just um. . .” You brush off stray dust off your skirt, “I was just going for my usual run and I sensed you walking towards my room and I figured I’d save you the trouble of finding me.” You smile at him, hoping that would be convincing enough.

He breaks his concentration and gives you a smile back, “That’s really thoughtful of you Auntie.”

“Well, I can meet you at the gym in about 15 minutes. Let me get into something more appropriate for sparring.”  

“Okay I’ll see you in a bit then!” He salutes at you as you lead him out of your room. Once he’s out of your sight you sigh and shut the door. Your bedroom door slowly opens as Gojo peaks his head out.

“Well?”

“He bought it.”

“Seriously?” Gojo fully opens the door, shirt fully off and his blindfold askew.

“We only have 10 minutes though,” You start unbuttoning the top of your uniform, walking up to Gojo.

“I seem to remember someone saying she’ll meet Yuji in 15~” He leans down and starts leaving a trail of kisses down your neck.

You try to push him away, your resolve weakening, “10 minutes Gojo.”

He works his way back up your neck and gives you a quick kiss on your lips, “15.”

You give him a look as he starts helping you undress, “10.” 

He doesn’t stop smiling as he kisses you again, “15.” 

“10.” You breathe out once he pulls away. You tug his blindfold off and push him towards your bed. 

He reaches out to you, “You’re not winning this fight sweetheart~” 

“Five of your minutes just ticked away~” You put your hand in his and he immediately pulls you into the bed with him.

“And that leaves us with 10 minutes, it’s settled then. Glad we could figure this out.”