baby fever - c.kamo
a/n: reader is not pregnant!!
shopping with choso was always an interesting event. walking through the aisles of walmart as he stared in wonder at the multitude of colors was one of the highlights of your day.
but this time.. you'd lost him. he was gone, not answering his phone and completely disappeared from your side. you sigh as you search for him, you had only looked away for a second. how in the world did you lose your 6' something, built like a tank boyfriend?!
suddenly you see those two spiky buns peaking out from above a behind a rack of clothing.
"cho there you are- what are you looking at?"
in his big hands he's holding the most adorable, tiniest little onesie. you practically coo at the gentle look in his eyes.
"it's so tiny."
"well its for a newborn," you say with a smile, joining him in sorting through the miniscule outfits. its silent for a moment before choso speaks.
"i want a baby."
you raise your eyebrows at the half-curse.
"... a baby?"
"yeah," he smiles widely and holds the onesie up, "we can put it in this."
you laugh and take the onesie from him, folding it up and placing it back on the rack.
"i dunno about that... i don't think we're ready for a little one quite yet."
he pouts at you, his head dropping to rest on yours. he gives you a dramatic sigh and you giggle before leaning up and pressing a kiss to his jaw.
"in the mean time... we can always practice making one."
his grin returns and he looks at you with hooded eyes. then he grabs your hand and purse and walks off leaving the cart behind.
"wha- hey! we're not done shopping."
"we gotta practice pretty, gonna make sure that once we'll be ready when the time comes."
passenger princess goes vroom vroom (or not)
incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna you want to drive after your husband makes a pit stop.
Gojo
"remember when"
Geto
"one last chance"
Nanami
"forever passenger princess"
Choso
"hungry man"
Toji
"hell no"
Sukuna
"lol"
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texts with the bnha guys; fem! reader (aged up) characters included: katsuki bakugou, izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, tenya iida, eijirou kirishima, denki kaminari.
! you sent them a picture of your kid
warnings: sfw, fluff
This was hidden in the vault... Bringing it into light đŤŁ
Baby Yuji who clings and cries to you when your helpers try to take him away because someone with such a high reputation to hold shouldnât be seen with a babe latched onto their breast
His little cries that make your heart ache outside his nursery door. Barging in and picking up your baby boo and cooing at him as he instantly stops crying his little fish taking a death tight grip to your shirt asking for you never let him go.
Baby Yuji who gets mushed instantly as your enter your private chambers because Sukuna was ready for a second child only to be stopped when he heard his sons muffled cries against his own bare chest.
Sukuna who sighs carrying his baby boy using his reverse cursed technique to heal him of any squish damage. Cradling him against his chest in he massive arms. Squeezing his yawning sons cheeks between his hand just for his son to take a tight hold on his finger. The way Sukuna laughs proudly at how his son was so strong for someone so small
The smug look when you try to take Yuji away from Sukuna only for Yuji to cry and cling to his daddy
Your little pout as Baby Yuji sleeps on his daddyâs chest secured by his arms and you held against your husbands side with his free arm
Toddler Yuji whoâs first word isnât mama or papa but âkoo⌠kooo kooOUunaâŚâ you look confused turning to your husband with a raised brow âwhose Kouna?â âItâs KUNA woman! As in SuKUNA,â he crossed his arms against his chest smug smirk, âWe can see who the preferred is.â You puffed your cheeks âRyomen Sukuna i have half a never to- Koona!â You turned to your son picking him up âlittle traitorâ
Toddler Yuji who no matter where he is, heâs not afraid to walk, he knows his mom and dad will be right there to catch him and pick him up to try again
The time Yuji was across the massive palace room, you were watching him sit and play. Sukuna was lounged out in front of the sunny window after a bath trying to relax. Never had he felt the instinct that forced him up and over, catching his son just before he toppled over into the floor. His speed was scary and accurate turning to you as you were just behind him.
Little Yuji who yells in delight when you throw him up in the air to catch him again kissing his cheeks, is the same Yuji who screams when his dad hurls him into the air only to fall back against his dad clinging for life against his dads rumbling chest. He dad laughing out loud before Yuji is screaming âagain again!â
The heart attacks youâve had watching these things happen just for Uraume to assure nothing bad will fall upon the heir
The cute moments when you and Sukuna take Yujiâs small chubby hands while walking and picking him up and swinging him every third step. His little smile and laughs as he looks up at both of you, your smile as you look at Sukuna, that rare soft smile and look in his eyes that remind you why you fell for him. Proving heâs not the cruel tyrant others have him to be.
Sukuna who threatens the best artist in the village to create an oil painting of you, your husband and Yuji with every birthday that passes because even though he wonât express how much he enjoys these moments, heâs afraid of time slipping through his fingers
jason headbutts you- not aggressively, but like a cat whoâs requesting affection. youll just be laying in bed with him and he just bumps his head against yours.
âyeah, baby?â you hum, smiling at your dork of a boyfriend. âdonât make me say it.â he mutters against your cheek. âcâmon big guy, use your words.â jason rolls his eyes and pulls you close to him, kissing your nose. âcan you play with my hair, please?â you tap your chin in mock thought, and he pokes your side. of course you give in, look at him. his eyes flutter shut when your hands finally comb through his hair, head resting against your chest. âcan yâjust read my mind next time?â
Satoru: okaaaay go!
You: *starts jogging*
You: *still jogging*
You: Toru what are you⌠*looks back to find him silently recording your ass* Hey!! Up here fool!
Satoru: Huh? Oh shit my bad babyâŚ
You: youâre supposed to say the thing!
Satoru: i knoooow but that jam was jiggling tho..
You: CUT!
5 minutes laterâŚ
You: âŚnow do it right!
Satoru: I got it I got it..just go
You: *slowly starts jogging again*
Satoru: Suspect has a GYAAAAATDAAAYUM LOOKA DAT ASS
You: *stops* You know whatâŚ*reaches for phone laughing*
summary you and jason's casual hook ups grew into three tiny humans that look a hell of a lot like him.
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the first time you told jason you were pregnant, it was in the dim glow of your bathroom, hands trembling as you held out the test. the stark + on the stick felt like it was branding itself into your brain, your breath coming shallow as you tried to process what this meantâwhat this changed.
jason had been standing in the doorway, shirtless, sweatpants slung low on his hips, hair a mess from sleep. you had woken him up when you bolted out of bed to take the test, too anxious to wait another second. he had followed, rubbing his eyes, muttering a groggy, âbabe, what the hellâ?â but when he saw you frozen there, test in hand, he didnât need to ask. his whole body went still, the teasing dying on his lips as his eyes flickered between your face and the test.
neither of you had planned for jude. hell, you werenât even technically together. what you had was easyâcasual. a thing with no strings, no expectations. but now?
now there was no ignoring the weight in the air.
jasonâs throat bobbed as he stepped forward, his hand brushing against yours before carefully taking the test from your fingers. he stared down at it, a muscle in his jaw twitching, and you braced yourself forâwhat, exactly? for him to freak out? for him to leave? for him to do the only thing heâd ever been taught to do and run?
but then he looked up at youâreally looked at you. and what you saw in his eyes wasnât panic, wasnât regret. it was raw and unspoken, something deep and certain. and in that moment, you knewâneither of you would run from this.
somewhere along the way, between the nerves and the chaos, between doctorâs appointments where jason held your hand and whispered snarky commentary about the ultrasound tech (âbabe, iâm pretty sure theyâre just making up measurements at this pointâno way her headâs that bigâ), between late nights where he passed out on your couch after spending hours assembling baby furniture (âif i have to put together one more goddamn crib rail, i swear toââ), between shopping for tiny onesies that made him laughâdaddyâs little sidekick, future vigilante, property of the batfamilyâand bickering over baby names (âweâre not naming her that, jason.â âsofia is a good name, babe.â âsofia falcone, jason.â â...fair point.â), the two of you became something more.
it wasnât something either of you sat down and talked about. there was no defining moment where jason said, i love you or where you asked him to stay. but he did stay. more and more often. he was there every step of the wayâhands steady on your waist when your balance wobbled, lips pressed against your stomach in the middle of the night when he thought you were asleep.
by the time jude was born, there was no more pretending.
she came wailing into the world at 2:37 am, her tiny fists curled tight, her face scrunched in protest at the audacity of being born. you were exhausted, barely able to keep your eyes open, but jasonâjason looked at her like she was the most incredible thing he had ever seen.
"sheâs perfect," he murmured, voice thick, eyes shining in the dim hospital light. his hand, rough and scarred from a lifetime of fighting, cradled her impossibly gently as he pressed a kiss to your forehead.
and in that moment, as he gazed down at your daughter, his daughter, you knewâ you were his. and he was yours.
a year later, you found yourself in almost the exact same spotâbathroom light buzzing faintly, pregnancy test clutched in your hands. only this time, the panic wasnât there. this time, you knew.
jason walked in, still toweling off from his shower, his hair damp and messy. he barely got a glance at your face before his gaze dropped to the test in your hands. his lips parted slightly, processing. then, slowly, a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth.
"no shit."
your only response was a breathless laugh, nodding as you turned the test toward him. positive.
jason ran a hand through his wet hair, exhaling sharply before he let out a low chuckle, shaking his head in disbelief. then, without another word, he left the bathroom.
"jasonâ?" you blinked, confused, before chasing after himâonly to find him already scooping up jude from her playpen.
"câmere, sweetheart," he murmured, settling the one-year-old easily onto his hip as she clapped her chubby hands against his cheeks. he turned back to you then, mischief dancing in his eyes as he lifted jude higher.
"guess someoneâs getting a sibling, huh, jude?" his voice was soft, warm, and he booped her tiny nose with the tip of his finger.
jude squealed in delight, kicking her feet excitedly, oblivious to the weight of the moment. jason laughed, a full, genuine laugh that filled the apartment, and all you could do was shake your head, the emotion in your chest bubbling over into laughter of your own.
this time, there was no fearâjust excitement.
colby was born nine months later, red-faced and screaming, but jason swore up and down that she was the most beautiful thing heâd ever seen.
"sheâs so damn tiny," he marveled, cradling her carefully in his arms, as if she might shatter.
you, exhausted but exhilarated, watched as he gently ran a thumb over the wisps of dark hair on her head. he looked different this timeâless shocked than he had been with jude, more sure of himself. comfortable.
he had been a good dad with jude, but with colby, he was something else entirely.
the first time he held both of them together, jude pressing sloppy kisses to colbyâs soft forehead while jason kept a steady hand on her back, something in your chest clenched. you had fallen for jason during your first pregnancy, but now, watching him with your girls, you realized something deeperâhe was meant for this. for fatherhood. for this life with you.
and when he caught you staring, one arm wrapped around jude and the other securely holding colby, he only smirked.
"what? you wanna go for three?"
you had rolled your eyes, laughing, "letâs survive two first, todd."
the third time, it wasnât plannedânot really.
you and jason had settled into parenthood in a way neither of you had expected. it had been messy, chaotic, and full of sleepless nights, but it had also been good. damn good. jason, despite his gruff exterior, had turned out to be the kind of dad who let the girls paint his nails, who read them stories in funny voices, who carried them on his shoulders like they were royalty. he loved being a dadâhe loved them.
but three? a third baby? you hadnât seen that coming.
jason had been too busy wrestling a three-year-old jude and a two-year-old colby into their clothes for a trip to grandpa bruceâs house to notice how quiet youâd been.
"câmon, guys, work with me hereâjude, put your arm through the hole, not your headâcolby, stop wiggling!" he groaned, exasperated as the girls shrieked with laughter, making a game out of escaping him.
jude was giggling so hard she nearly toppled over, using her half-put-on sweater as a cape as she ran circles around the living room. colby, ever her partner in crime, had already ditched her pants, throwing them over her head like some kind of victorious gladiator.
jason sighed, shaking his head as he rubbed a hand down his face. "they get this from you, yâknow!"
he barely managed to get colbyâs shirt over her head before they both took off, giggling as they ran toward your shared bedroom.
"heyâwhere do you think you little gremlins are going?!" jason called after them, but they were already gone, their tiny feet thudding against the hardwood. he groaned, pushing himself up from his crouched position, rolling his shoulders as he followed after them. "babe, i need backupâthese two are insane today."
but when he stepped into the room after them, ready to tag you in, he froze.
you were sitting on the edge of the bed, hands gripping something so tightly your knuckles were white. your face was pale, like youâd just seen a ghost.
jude and colby, still shrieking with laughter, clambered onto the bed, bouncing excitedly. but jason barely registered them.
"hey⌠whatâs wrong?" his voice had lost its teasing edge, turning careful, concerned.
you finally looked up at him, and the moment your eyes met his, his stomach dropped.
you held out the pregnancy test with shaky fingers.
positive.
jason blinked, lips parting as his brain caught up. his chest felt tight, his pulse thudding in his ears. you were pregnant. again.
for a moment, neither of you spoke. the only sounds in the room were the distant hum of the city outside and the occasional giggle from the two tiny troublemakers on the bed. a thousand things must have been running through your mind, but jasonâjason just looked at you.
then, out of nowhere, he let out a breathless laugh, shaking his head.
"jesus, babeâ" he ran a hand over his face, then down to his mouth, like he was trying to hold back a grin.
before you could react, he stepped forward, grabbed you by the waist, and lifted you clean off the bed, spinning you around.
"jason!" you yelped, gripping onto his shoulders, heart hammering.
"guess we're just a little too good at baby making, huh?" he teased, laughter bubbling up in his chest.
jude and colby, not understanding what was happening but thrilled at the excitement, started clapping and cheering, tiny fists pumping in the air.
"do it again, daddy!" jude giggled.
colby, eyes wide with mischief, added, "spin me next!"
jason only laughed harder, finally setting you back down, his hands lingering at your waist. his face was flushed, eyes brightânot with fear, not with doubt, but with something softer. something real.
he pressed his forehead against yours, breath warm against your lips as his voice dropped, just for you.
"three, huh?" he exhaled, grinning, voice softer now. "looks like weâre really doing this."
your hands were still trembling, but the way he was looking at youâlike he already loved this baby just as much as the other twoâsettled something deep in your chest.
"yeah," you whispered. "we are."
when mia came into the world 9 months later, she was loud, stubborn, and determined to make an entranceâjust like her dad.
your pregnancy with her had been different from the start. harder. more exhausting. youâd brushed it off at first, thinking it was just because you were chasing around a three-year-old and a two-year-old while growing another tiny human. but as the months passed, it became clear that this time, things werenât going to be as smooth as they had been with jude and colby.
you were further along than you shouldâve been when the contractions started. too early. too soon.
jason had been the one to notice something was off first. youâd been brushing off the discomfort all day, pretending the tightness in your belly wasnât getting worse, that the nagging ache in your lower back wasnât making it harder to move. but jason knew youâhe knew when you were in pain, even when you tried to hide it.
"babe." his voice had that sharp edge of concern when he found you gripping the kitchen counter, your breathing just a little too uneven. his hands were on you in an instant, steady and firm. "whatâs going on?"
"itâs fine," you lied, wincing as another wave of pain rolled through you. "i think i just overdid it today."
jason didnât believe that for a second. his jaw clenched, and without another word, he grabbed the keys.
"weâre going to the hospital."
by the time you got there, everything happened fast. too fast.
the nurses barely had time to get you settled before things took a turn. the pain sharpened, and suddenly, the steady rhythm of the baby's heartbeat on the monitor wasnât so steady anymore. there were voices, urgent but calm, doctors moving around you in a blur. you barely had time to register what was happening before a nurse leaned down, her voice gentle but firm.
"we need to get your baby out now."
jasonâs grip on your hand tightened, his thumb brushing frantically over your knuckles as you looked up at him, fear creeping into your chest.
"itâs gonna be okay," he promised, his voice steady even though you could see the panic in his eyes. he leaned down, pressing his forehead against yours, his breath warm against your skin. "i swear, baby, itâs gonna be okay."
you barely got the chance to nod before they were wheeling you away.
jason wasnât allowed into the operating room at first, and that nearly sent him into a rage. he fought it, argued, cussed out more than one doctor, but in the end, he was forced to stand just outside as they prepped you for the emergency c-section. the longest minutes of his goddamn life.
when they finally let him in, you were already on the table, barely able to keep your eyes open. jason sat beside you, one hand gripping yours, the other stroking your hair back as he whispered, "youâre doing so good, baby. iâm right here. iâm not going anywhere."
and thenâfinallyâafter what felt like a lifetime, a sharp, furious cry filled the room.
mia.
jason let out a breath he hadnât realized he was holding, his head dropping against your shoulder as a shaky laugh escaped him. "thatâs our girl," he murmured, voice thick with relief.
you barely had the strength to lift your head, but when they placed her against your chest, tiny and red-faced and still wailing, tears slipped down your cheeks.
jason had never looked at anyone the way he looked at you in that moment. like you were his whole world. like he had never loved you more than he did right then.
"you scared the shit outta me," he muttered, voice rough, pressing a kiss against your temple. "but you did it. you did so good, baby."
mia settled against you, her cries softening as she nuzzled into your warmth. jason reached out, brushing a fingertip over her tiny, delicate hand. she grabbed onto him instantly, her little fingers curling tight around his.
that was it. jason was done for.
"yeah, okay," he whispered, voice cracking as he smiled down at her. "i guess you were worth the heart attack, kid."
now, your home is chaosâbut the kind of chaos you wouldnât trade for anything.
laughter bounces off the kitchen walls, mixing with the smell of vanilla and the distant hum of the radio playing some old rock song jason swears heâs not singing along to. flour dusts the counter, smudged across tiny hands and jasonâs cheek, and the entire room looks like a sugar-fueled war zone.
jason stands in the middle of it all, colby perched proudly on his shoulders with her little fingers tangled in his hair, directing him like sheâs remy from ratatouille. her giggles ring out as she yanks at his dark strands, her feet drumming lightly against his chest.
"mix faster, daddy! like this!" she tugs his head forward, making his hands jerk as he stirs the batter, and jason barks out a laugh, nearly dropping the bowl.
"i swear, youâre gonna make me bald before i hit forty," he grumbles, but thereâs nothing but love in his voice, his grin wide and unbothered.
below him, mia is practically vibrating with excitement, bouncing on her toes so hard she might launch herself into orbit.
"my turn next!" she shouts, little fists clenched in determination.
jason groans, feigning exhaustion. "one tiny dictator at a time, kidâ"
but then, his eyes dart to the side, and his expression shifts.
"jude, do notâ"
too late.
jude, standing at the counter with an air of absolute authority, dumps a heaping handful of funfetti straight into the bowl. the colors scatter like confetti over a parade, sinking into the batter as she watches with a critical eye.
"it didnât look like enough," she defends, completely serious, like sheâs just saved the entire operation from disaster.
jason lets out a dramatic sigh, tipping his head back against colbyâs hold. "of course it didnât."
and then he looks over at you, catching your eye with that soft, love-struck expression that still makes your heart stutter after all these years.
that lookâthe one heâs given you since the moment you told him about jude. the one that never faded, not through three pregnancies, sleepless nights, or the absolute circus of raising three daughters together. itâs the same as itâs always been.
you shake your head, unable to fight your own smile as you cross the room, scooping mia up into your arms before tossing her onto your shoulders. her delighted squeal echoes through the kitchen as she clings to your head, fingers gripping at your hair.
"alright, chef mia, youâre up next."
jason watches you, still smiling, still in love, and the warmth in his gaze is enough to make your chest ache.
the four of you stand thereâhim with colby in his hair, you with mia on your shoulders, and jude taking her role as funfetti overlord way too seriously. the mess, the noise, the laughterâitâs everything.
and as jason leans over, pressing a batter-dusted kiss to your cheek, you knowâthis is exactly where youâre meant to be.
breezy's notes: everyone is getting babies bc i have HORRENDOUS baby fever and refuse to procreate with the roaches in the world today. instead i give jason 3 daughters bc he's a girl dad in my head đââď¸ this took so long not bc i couldn't write, no bc i am a pain in the ass about the graphics and couldn't figure out a title.
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Tw: abusive/manipulative relationship mentions!
Choso knows your last boyfriend wasn't the best and he even used to scare and manipulate you, so he always comforts you in his little ways without making it obvious
When you break something- "it's okay baby, it's just a small mistake, we'll get another. "
When there's a loud sound- "it'll be over, it's nothing, you're so strong. "
He holds you every night in his big strong arms "Good night baby, I'll be here when you get up''
When he does something for you and you say "I feel sooo bad for not returning this favor" And he replies "there's no need to return it baby. Why do you think that? Come here. "
You feel the safest with him and he lives for that!<3
Chosoooooooo!!!! â§ďšâŚ
Clingy Choso ideas: he naturally loves to be around you all the time. From cuddles and hugs, to holding your hand, to always ALWAYS kissing your forehead. My dude just absolutely thrives being in your presence even if he acts a little stoic and embarrassed about it sometimes. He's probably the type to hold your hand while your going to the bathroom or at least sit right behind the door waiting to hug you when you open the door.
But what if, one day you and Choso got in a fight/argument and you make the decision to give each other some space to cool off. (Choso did not consent to this lmao)
I'm just thinking about Choso first huffing and going "i can handle this. I'm angry at them anyways." to losing his godamn mind while whining to Yuji that you don't love him anymore and he's going to die alone and you-less "I miss my wife Yuji.... I miss her a lot....đ" (you guys are just dating...)
Bonus if your litterly just vibing on you own, giving yourself a spa day, reading some books, & going shopping while Choso is crashing tf out-
(I love Choso but I love sopping wet and pitiful Choso more-)
âWifeâŚneed wifeâ he pitifully wails, covering Yuuji in a dramatic hug. Yuuji just rolls his eyes, annoyed and shoving him off. âYouâll be fine. Couples fight dude, communication is-â
âFINE? IM BEING DIVORCED!!â
ââŚok No. you two just need to cool offâ
Choso whines, pouting as he flops on the couch, rubbing his arms. âFreezing already without wifeâŚneed wifeâŚwife keeps me warm. Iâve cooled off enough without her warmthâ
âMkay well, you two are dating. And her name is-â
âDonât say it, Iâll start cryingâ
Yuuji just snorts and starts to laugh, shaking his head and covering his face. He sends a picture to you to show that your âpuppyâ has learned his lesson about âbitingâ.
Though the last one isnât a joke, Choso and you got in a fight because he bit someone and was way too aggressive and overprotective.
You just laugh, a soft chortle, and send a text back saying something along the lines of âkeep scolding Him. He knows what he did. Being cute wonât get him out of itâ
Thatâs a lie and we all know it.
-Mommabean (soft, pathetic, overdramatic men who simp are something we need more of and Choso is the leash they can strive to be)