This Silly Lil Guy Is Gonna Be My 13th Reason Yall

PAUSE. DONT CALL ME BILLY.

Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy

EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???

Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite

HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.

fr, who gets sent to prison by an axolotl? thats just obserd (don't tell him i said this)

Your secret is safe with me😊

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

Now that I have over two followers expect me to use tumblr like Quotev feed

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)

hey bill, i don't know if anyone has asked this but do you have a favorite roommate out of the fur babies?

THE SHEPARD. IM NOT TELLING YOU WHY.

He means Ellie. Ruger is too clingy for him, Mea licks too much, and Lady doesn't like him.

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

Bowing to bill.

YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.