Do You Have A Favorite Place On This Pathetic? Its Ok If You Don't

I very vividly remember that once I had a dream where I was in some fandom crossover x MLP infection Au and my goal in the dream was to make a deal with Bill to get him to turn everything back to normal. (I was disappointed when I woke up before I could make the deal.)

Anyways so I'd willingly make a deal with Bill. All hail Bill Cipher :3

WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP PONIES.

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.

YOUR BONES. OUT OF YOUR BODY. THATS WHAT.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?

HES SINGING OMFG

I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special

He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick

Axolotl and sixers give him trust issues, might want to keep them out of reach. don't want your belongs getting distroyed, also don't lock him in rubber rooms after mentioning axolotls, he's gonna distroy the room if you do

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Good thing I don't have rubber rooms!! (..who does?)

I'm not entirely sure what a sixer is.

My room is off limits anyway, and that's where I put all the axolotl themed stuff, so it should be fine!! Strange little man.

you could play chess with him on the tablet!

either via an app or chess.com

YOURE A GENIUS I LOVE YOU

I already have one of those offline apps installed with chess hehshwhehjs

I'm gonna lose and I'm gonna lose hard and it's gonna be great

i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.