Every Dumb Thing I Say Just Imagine An Airpod Low Battery Noise And A Book Hitting Me In The Head

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

btw his favorite food is spaghetti with freshly grated parmesan

Mmmm pasgetti... I have spaghetti ingredients but I dunno if my cooking standards are good enough for small corn chip man 😿 ill give it a try though! He doesn't seem to be eating much and it seems like he should

Have you played him anymore music or has he just been listening to “we’ll meet again” on repeat? What’s he drawing now?

I started making a Playlist of songs he likes!

He's still drawing the thing I can't tell, looks like a human, cartoony style

( https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4woc5QqAYGlXpDIdhAhz16?si=GWZqgXfjRRW3h_eTJ77-1Q&pt=6cadca0a11d1d4a1f044d514c288c239 )

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

bill has some real bangers on his playlist! please pass him a complement on it for me to him

This man has a huge ego. Instantly started boasting... I'm never gonna live this down 😭

azure is such a pretty name, reminds me of the owl house tbh. lovely

Really?? I think I came up with it with BOTW in mind teehee thankee

Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?

IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

Favorite shows? (Again, for both of you)

FAMILY COMEDIES. I LIKE KRAPOPOLIS.

Take a geuss (I'll give you a hint...I themed a whole blog around a character from it 🤐)