Those Are Probably His Family, He Draws Them A Lot. Its Like His Thing Ever Since His Last Interaction

IM DOGDAY AND IM JUST SO SAD. WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE LIKE ME. IT ISNT FAIR. LIFE. ISNT. FAIIIRRRRR

if he attacks you, you can use emotional damage on him, i've heard that is quite effective (just be prepared to run if it goes wrong). i heard bringing up something called a sixer is really effective. only use in worst case scenario tho, don't want to harm him more rn when he's mad

Right then! A sixer! Right now he's sitting at the dinner table pretending to be innocent ...he keeps staring at me every time he scribbles something down. Just how powerful is he?

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET ONTO THE COUNTER. I HAVE KNIVES NOW. BOW BEFORE ME.

btw his favorite food is spaghetti with freshly grated parmesan

Mmmm pasgetti... I have spaghetti ingredients but I dunno if my cooking standards are good enough for small corn chip man 😿 ill give it a try though! He doesn't seem to be eating much and it seems like he should

Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?

IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.

Quickly wikis what to do when you get an ask and you don't know what it means (I'm dumb) (AN INSPECTOR??? WHERE!!!)

i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.

hey azure, how does bill respond to being teased? it seems like he just wants to steal snacks no instead of getting angry lol. is itfun to mess with him?

By anons he gets pouty like a toddler, by me? He flops down onto whatever he's sitting on or standing on no matter where, flat on his eye and refuses to get up until I take it back. Dramatic!