Book Armand: I’m Only Desired For My Perceived Boyish Innocence Which I Very Intentionally Play Up,

Book Armand: I’m only desired for my perceived boyish innocence which I very intentionally play up, but I despise everyone who falls for it. Such is my fate.

Book Daniel: Wow I look at you and see some type of freakazoid as yet undiscovered by science. An abomination, if you will.

Book Armand: stalking you stalking you stalking you wear this necklace iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

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1 year ago

There is something so sad about how in Marvel-like franchises found families are never really allowed to stay together because actors will eventually leave and they need to keep making movies.

1 year ago

Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

4 months ago

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

2 years ago

learning that tim’s ambiguous feelings blossomed into love for bern of all people was, quite frankly, jarring bc it’s like learning superman wasn’t just lusting after lana lang in high school, but pete ross too. nothing wrong with timmers getting his mans, but the fact that bernbear beat all the “forgettable side-side-side character” allegations, copped a hot robin as a boyfriend, AND killed timkon nation in one fell sweep…. have to salute a motherfucker for his swag 🫡 here’s to hoping clark kent comes out as bi during superman’s 100th anniversary, and admits he WAS in fact deeply in love with pete as well as lana, so we can come full circle and get some closure for the true supes/pete ratchetry that was their silver age relationship.

1 year ago
When The Anti "LGBT Propaganda" Law Passed In Russia, All Of You Were Going Insane And Cared. Give Georgia
When The Anti "LGBT Propaganda" Law Passed In Russia, All Of You Were Going Insane And Cared. Give Georgia

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

2 years ago

i really didn't have "dennis catfishes mac and also remotely stimulates his prostate" on my bingo card for this ep i have to say

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