I’m A Fat Xavier Truther

Hoi Hoi Hoi!!

I hope you are enjoying the new year so far and are blessed with many diamonds.

Anyway, have a request!! I just read a request you did with a small-chested reader x Caleb and that got me thinking:

How do you think the LADs boys would react to reader flashing them?

I'll let you choose which one to write about if you don't want to write a fic for all of them and thank you in advance!!

Now excuse me while I comb through your entire master list 🤭

Sincerely

An anon who loved boobs (of all kinds) 🍒

Hello!!!! :D Thank you kindly, I'm very honored <3 I'll do all of them but a shorter thing for each.

Zayne would be the one with the tamest reaction. Mind you, not because he's not excited to see you bare, but because his work as a cardiac surgeon has him seeing all kinds of chests and to him it's just a part of your body.

However. If you guide his hand to touch you, or make him bury his face in your chest, he will lose it. Ears red, snowflakes dancing around you, the whole thing.

So, if you want to surprise him, instead of flashing him, I'd suggest wearing no bra without telling him and sneaking his arm up your shirt.

I feel like Rafayel would have two types of reactions depending on how he's feeling that day.

Either he's all suave and admiring your body, or he's a blushy mess. No in-between. In the former, he'll start praising how you look like a literal work of art and you should let him paint you and study your form. In the latter, he's covering his eyes and looking away with his face completely flushed, protesting about how you should cover up and what were you thinking.

If you flash Xavier, you got yourself a ticket to his bed right away, no further conversation, quickest route.

He's taking it as a sign that you want to have sex with him, and he's not even bothering with your 'hehe prank' shenanigans. If that wasn't an invitation why would you do that?

So, yeah, stay safe out there. Either start running as soon as you flash him (stupid idea, he can teleport) or prepare to fight back (stupid idea, he's stronger).

You just know he's smirking. He'll act a bit coy and approach you with languid steps, but the moment his arm sneaks around your waist and he leans his head down to whisper in your ear, you're done for.

If you play it off as a prank, he'll chuckle and let you go, but you can bet he's gonna start buying you clothes with more revealing necklines. If you follow along with his coaxing, he'll have fun oh-so-very-slowly peeling your clothes off of you until you're fully naked for him to see and enjoy.

That's so cruel of you, flashing him like that and acting like nothing happened, like he's not blushing, like he's not putting on his best sad puppy eyes as he moves closer and begs for you to just take off your shirt. Why do you torture him like that.

Not to worry, if you're so eager to show your body, he'll just take your shirt off himself! It's not like he hasn't seen your chest already.

And unless you complain about being cold or something like that, he will insist you walk around the house with no top on. His eyes are gonna follow you everywhere, babes.

tini xavier doodle

I saw some art of sylus x zayne x caleb a few weeks ago and I immediately thought: omg what if they were all brothers?? so here’s something small I wrote after seeing that. I added on a bit but not much.

— 1:36am // sylus x zayne x caleb // incest (suggestive but not explicit) // massage // sexual tension

older bother sylus who thinks it’s cute that his middle brother doesn’t want much to do with him because he’s a fucking criminal and baby brother caleb is torn between the two.

but they all meet up at least once a month for dinner because family is complicated but it’s still family and maybe zayne lets himself have more than the half a glass of wine he usually allows himself and maybe caleb sits a bit too close and oh no!

sylus spilled his drink all over himself and he has to take off his stupidly expensive shirt and now his whole chest is on display and zyane tries to keep his eyes above the neck, he really does but he’s a simple man.

a man who’s overworked and under fucked and seeing his older brother’s bare chest, the v of those hips, the way sylus’ ass fills out any pair of pants he wears and the thin trail of hair that disappears below the belt has his cock hardening in his pants.

caleb has started rubbing his shoulders and whispering in his ear about how he’s always working, how he should really take better care of himself and zayne thinks he isn’t one to talk! caleb works himself to the bone too, they all do! even if he doesn’t agree with the things sylus does, he can’t ignore that.

caleb’s fingers are slowly but surely digging the knots out of his shoulders and it feels fucking amazing! soft lips brush over the sensitive skin of his neck and he lets out an involuntary moan, hears caleb chuckle before doing it again.

zayne isn’t sure when he closed his eyes but he feels sylus’ presence and opens them, they stare at each other for a moment before sylus smirks and grabs his chin.

sylus knows he needs it bad, he also knows zayne won’t ever admit it himself, not verbally anyway. he has his ways of making his younger brothers beg for what they want, gets off on it…but tonight isn’t one of those nights.

“why don’t we have some fun, kitten?”

𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅.

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 © 𝒍𝒄𝒗𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒔𝒎𝒔 ! 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐢 ! 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 <3

I think we have bigger problems in the world than some people being into problematic fanfic tropes but maybe that’s just me

given the current banner, there’s not enough omegaverse LADS fics on AO3

idk maybe that’s just me

Agreed. I need to get them pregnant. I need Xavier in heat begging to be bred

It’s funny we get cutesy demure infinity nikki fit and they get bark bark woof fit

Caleb using his evol to lift up your skirt when you’re not paying attention. His camera roll filled with pictures of you he snapped when you were oblivious, after all, there’s no reason to be suspicious of your caring big brother

Roleplay accs are so cute ily please interact im begging

Xavier deserves more love.

There! I said it!

The man has loved mc for three life times now, made a deal with the devil (Ever), traveled across time and space, moved planets, lived on Earth for a few hundred years to save / find her, and prevent catastrophe from happening to her, fuck even saving her as Lumiere when she was young.

She is the only one that sees him as himself. As Xavier.

He is kind, and comfortable, and selfless. He deals with immense survivors guilt and loves so deeply.

We talk about Rafayel and Caleb being the yearners and clingers. But have you seen Xavier? He is clingy as fuck, and wants nothing but her. Nothing.

Some fun things I love about him, he has one of the biggest appetites but cannot cook for shit. He is unironically hilarious, when he starts telling his little horror stories or ghost stories trying to scare MC, it’s so funny.

I feel like he gets overlooked so often, partially because he’s not as showy as the rest of LIs. I’m sure some might see him as boring, but he is safe. His relationship with MC is one of closest she has, aside from Caleb. They’re neighbours, and colleagues, and best friends. He is deeply ingrained in her life, and a foundational pilar of support for her.

Put some respect on his name.

I think Caleb slapping me across the face while wearing his Colonel uniform would heal me actually