All The Lads Boys Are Switches To Me You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise

Morning Routines with Sylus

Ever since marrying Sylus, (Name) had perfected the art of slipping out of Sylus’s iron grip without waking him.

She had to—her work started at 7 AM, and he only went to bed at 5.

Carefully, she eased herself out of his embrace, moving like a trained assassin. The moment his arms loosened, she slid away, only for Sylus to stir slightly, his brow furrowing as if already missing her warmth.

(Name) quickly grabbed a pillow and slipped it into his arms. Like a cat seeking comfort, Sylus instinctively buried his face in it, relaxing again.

She stifled a giggle. Too easy.

With her temporary victory, she tiptoed out of the bedroom, heading to the kitchen for her usual morning coffee.

Sitting on a stool, she let out a content sigh as she took a sip—

Only for a familiar black and red mist to suddenly swirl around her waist and coffee mug.

Before she could react, her cup was gently pulled from her hands and placed on the counter.

And then—she was lifted into the air.

"—Hey!" She yelped as the mist effortlessly maneuvered her out of the kitchen, down the hall, and back into the bedroom.

Before she knew it, she was back in bed, wrapped snugly in Sylus’s embrace.

A deep, sleepy chuckle rumbled against her ear.

"Did you think you could escape me so easily, kitten?" Sylus murmured, his voice husky from sleep.

(Name) huffed in amusement, pressing a hand to his chest. "Sysy, I have to work."

"Mmm… no." He buried his face into her neck, arms tightening around her as if she were his most treasured possession.

She sighed, knowing there was only one way out of this.

Leaning in, she pressed a soft kiss to his cheek.

Then another.

And another.

By the fifth kiss, Sylus groaned, reluctantly loosening his grip. "Fine. 10 more minutes."

(Name) laughed, victorious once again.

"Deal." She snuggled into his warmth, knowing full well she’d have to escape again soon.

This was inspired by an art drawing from twitter, and i had to write it as a hc for my mc's version LMAO THIS IS WAY WAY TOO CUTE AND SO SO SYLUS CODED i love marriage life imagines w sylus, i love my man so much i hope u guys could tell

I just have to get this off my chest but I viscerally, physically, and spiritually need to be sandwiched in-between and stuffed by jealous Xavier and jealous Caleb just let them take their jealousy out on my holes while they prasingly degrade me or just swap back and forth on who praises and who degrades me at that moment until they either feel better or until their worn out and I've been filled up multiple times till it's leaking out of me like a river from how much they pumped in me (obviously wIth generous aftercare too because ohhhh boyyyyy it would be needed)...the absolute chokehold these two have on me (´TωT`)

I'm sorry if this doesn't make much sense it's horny hours for my sleep deprived brain right now and I'm going to go sleep now but I hop you have a wonderful day and or night wherever you live and please make sure to eat something and to drink some water if you haven't yet ^^

Anon I love the way your mind works 😭❤️ I Need this so bad omfg

When I have the time I’m absolutely gonna write something for this 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Xavier ❤️⭐️

nerdjo

search up ayahkisser on ao3. she has lots of dead dove fics in lads such as stalker/groomer xavier and other themes such as noncon/incest

Oh my god thank you

THIS CALEB COSPLAY!!!

Twitter: @/wiru_son

I made a strawpage cause it seems like everyone has one :3

I’m so horny for the LaDS rn plz send fics 😩

Come on tell me he wouldn’t be down to eat hot pot while baked and then cuddlefuck

I wanna smoke weed with Xavier so bad

If I make a mistake in my writing no I didn’t

Proofreading is for pussies