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mm fulled of eggs

Nino: I FIGURED OUT HOW HAWKMOTH DOES IT! He uses BOLTS!

Gabriel: (literally audibly)

Wade is just like me fr

Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

Chat Blanc + memes from my very specific meme folder

credit for the 5th one goes to @eggrestes ur a genius

I don't like that Daemon Princes get a new true name after they ascend

Like the true name being the groaning whine of a Locust plague or the click-clack of rounds being chambered is all well and good for the Neverborn but Daemon Princes should still have that tie to their former life

After you become a daemon, the first order of business should be destroying any traces of your existence prior to daemonhood. Picking up an alias, slaughtering friends and family, orbital bombarding records, etc.

Imagine an Inquisitor throwing everything from table salt to nukes at an ultra powerful Daemon prince but in the end, its undoing was the elderly mother that it was never able to track down

so there will be two kinds of daemons