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I mean, he isn't wrong.

"Oceans are big soups of death. ...And life."

-Oceanography professor

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 3

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 5

Some advice

When performing a presentation, make sure to spit all the butterflies out at the beginning. The insects will then return to their host and carry you off, out the window, so as to never do that shit again.

What if you were leaving someplace after getting in an argument with some guy and while you were leaving he shouted "I fucking hate you and I hope it takes you forever to get home and I hope your car breaks down and when you finally get home I hope there's a bunch of guys there eating your food and trying to fuck your wife" and then it all happened exactly like that

I'll make you accidentally cause a deluge of asks to flood your inbox about a fandom you don't know anything about

I'm unpowerhousing your mitochondria

“You made it,Captain.”

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺