Behold! The Best Skylander!

autistic culture is always wearing short sleeves, regardless of the weather, because it Feels Right

Giratina

DAWG???????? FUCK YEAH

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

It's so hard to introduce anyone to skylanders and be taken seriously because no matter how hard you try to explain the details of the world building and story every piece of official lore is written like circus clown slam poetry

peppino fucking hates pedophiles and he hopes they all choke

Since Hank can't kill his friends he resorts to violently hitting them with his sleeves

Finally some good tumblr content /j

Could we get either Spy Rise and/or Dr. Krankcase (villain form) caring for a s/o after s/o’s dental surgery??

Yes I am projecting since I just finished mine .3.

tooth hurty (hope you’re ok!!)

Spy-Rise

My man is shook at all stages, he wants you OK and happy.

He ends up caring for you a little too much, even the other crew members caring for you and teasing him.

It’s cute, he’s the one cooking during your recovery unless you say otherwise (the others are kinda bad at cooking), he also makes sure you’re taking the proper steps for recovery.

He eventually gets less and less clingy until he returns to normal, he heard horror stories of this type of stuff before.

Dr. Krankcase (villain)

He watches from afar, because he has no clue on most medical procedures apart from basic first aid. (He got a degree in engineering, not medical)

He is kinda acting like a mother hen, if you need something, he has it already at hand.

He also heard horror stories, but can’t be bothered because he can easily fix you up. (hopefully)

No questions asked if you want to lay down with him and/or hold him, he does enjoy it when you do spend time or moments like these.