Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.
iive been so obsessed with this video for days
Y’know I give Hua Cheng a lot of shit for being a simplord like I don’t talk about Xie Lian being just as bad enough.
Like you know this guy cannot go ten minutes without mentioning his husband. He is the most annoying wife guy in a twenty mile radius. Hua Cheng can do no wrong in his eyes. He could bite of Feng Xins finger because he thought it was funny and Xie Lian will fully tell Feng Xin he shouldn’t have antagonised someone more powerful than him.
Hua Cheng could show up at the door to Puqi Shrine menacingly standing at his 6’4 self covered in blood and Xie Lian would just be like “Oh my poor sweet San Lang, was today a bad day let me make you some soup and get you cleaned up.”
Like he is living his Mafia AU Mob Wife Fantasy and we all need to support him in that.
mbj really thought he was in pokemon but the pokemon were transmigrators
gotta catch em all (and marry them)
he looked so fucking breathtaking istg 🪭💚
if your otp can’t be reduced to shitty emoticons are you even doing fandom right
Lan Wangji: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Wei Ying! *Neither of them die* Wei Wuxian: … Lan Wangji: … Wei Wuxian: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Lan Wangji: No thank you.
why is Wei wuxian a vocaloid
Zatsune Miku
sangcheng in the back with their heads on the table while their dumbass pet rabbit causes Problems I love the gusu trio a normal amount
this video aka 'nat 20 LET'S FUCKING GO' 😅😅😅⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖
original lyrics and audio: perception check--tom cardy (2023)
BUT LET'S MAKE IT MDZS
[jzx] On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do? [nhs] My half-orc barbarian [ nie mingjue! chifeng-zun!! ] braces her great hammer [ saber ] and– That's a one [jzx] Critical fail, Steve [ jiang cheng❣️] what do you do? [jc] Well, I believe in anticipation My rogue [jiang wanyin, sandu shengshou] would try and hide behind a tree– Okay, I rolled a one [jzx, *sigh*] That's another critical fail Tom [ wei ying, lounging louchely bc chaotic gremlin adhd bisexual disasters can't sit properly in chairs c'mon what else did you expect ??? ] what does your human bard [ yiling laozu--wei wuxian!! ] do? [wy, tootles that flute] Active perception check [jzx] That's a natural 20 [wy] Let's fucking go [sick flute solo] 🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎶 🎶These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go🎶 🎶So c'mon get 'em now🎶 🎶You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh 🎶 [ 🎶so skibidi🎶 @bibookdemon i blame you for this being in my brain. i know that's not the lyric but it's funny and it fits right ??? ] 🎶There's no escaping it, I can perceive you🎶 🎶Here's what we're gonna do🎶 [sick flute solo] 🎶Me and my boys are gonna mess you up🎶 [nhs & jc] I rolled a one (I rolled a one) [wy] Fuck 🎶 My boys are otherwise engaged 🎶 🎶 So I'm gonna bring it all myself 🎶 [wy] Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right? [jzx] Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter– [wy] I cast vicious mockery Nat 20, let's go 🎶You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you🎶 [sick flute solo--intense flute music] Short! 🎶Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy [jin guangyao] is"🎶 🎶And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships [with lan xichen 😔]🎶 🎶And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head🎶 🎶But then the doctor said "Wait This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"🎶 [jzx] Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure Perception check, please [wy] Nat 20, let's go [jzx] You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child [jin ling] ([wy] it's always a kid) [jzx] Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time And five [bleep] days of our actual lives [wy] Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better Fuck, his body's just lying there, right? Right? [jzx] Yes [apprehensive pause] (don't) [wy] 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)🎶 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)🎶 🎶Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body🎶 [sick flute solo] [wy] Bitch
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ps the words in [ ] and emphasis were added by me (based on the animatic) for enhanced enjoyment lol []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*
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Oh noo!! 😭😭 I can see how that might happen, though. My blog has a good bit of art under the Nie Huaisang tag, none of which should be JGY-critical (personally, I’m willing to criticise JGY’s actions in an analysis sense, but I don’t do character bashing unless a character is truly despicable, and JGY is just not that! NHS wasn’t completely UNJUSTIFIED in his actions, but his actions were not inherently less “bad” than JGY. JGY simply did what he did for himself, while NHS did it for his brother. Even if you look at it from a selfish vs selfless standpoint, they both tricked the people who trusted them, endangered loved ones, and both had complex and morally grey reasons to do what they did. They would be viewed as having similar arcs and compared more often I believe, if it weren’t for the fact their conflict was WITH each other, and not someone else.)
My friend Lemon (BearFox_1022 on ao3) is also soon going to be uploading a fic in their NHS-centric series “Life With A Little Luck” that has some excellent JGY content that made me SOB (beta life is fun).
So… here’s my fic reccs!
sucks to be zewu-jun (Xiyao, transmigration au)
Coats and Rings (WONDERFUL sangcheng gang au where JGY isn’t villainized)
any fool can know (no ships, just JGY and NHS friendship)
same sweet shock (instead of revenge NHS puts his older brothers in couples counseling. nmj learns not to be a bitch and jgy learns he likes kissing xichen on the mouth)
Like A Long-Time Painted Smile (nmj lives, xiyao thrives, nhs only schemes for silly mischief reasons)
A Headless Beast, A Ribbon, and the Gold That Colors Them (fic by my best friend. 3zun soulmate au where instead of being ruined by society JGY learns to kiss boys and be stupid and awesome)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3212457 (Podfic series some friends of mine did featuring the joys of JGY being petty and LXC being down bad. I do remember JGY and NHS being fun in this one)
Jiggy defender blog meets Fan Boy defender blog…. Who shall win… (I love JGY sm acc he’s so complex and interesting. him and NHS could’ve been such powerful besties if not for a few Choices)
noooooo please don't challenge me to a duel, i am so tired 😭
i'm also sad to say that my feelings on nhs have soured a bit in recent months--not because of the character, to be clear, but because of some really frustrating and unpleasant encounters with nhs stans here and on the mdzs subreddit, so it's not his fault, i know!--but i would like to rediscover the stuff that i did used to love about his character. so if you have any nice fanart or fic recs*, i would love to see them!
* my only request for these is that jgy isn't treated like the scum of the earth or some evil caricature of himself, since it's very hard for me to enjoy fic or fanart where i can tell that the author/artist isn't extending him the same grace or compassion offered to the rest of the cast.
drew this whilst we were writing I Need Some Lovin', so whilst it's not exactly accurate to how their first kiss happens in the scene, it's very much inspired by it :)
They/them • sangcheng enthusiast 💚💜 • useless artist
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