She’s So Beautiful In Her Sleep, He Can’t Help But Stare ❤️⭐️🥒✈️

Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.

How I think each MXTX protagonist would adapt to technology:

SQQ: we all know exactly how this man utilizes the internet. It got him killed and he is not the type to learn from his mistakes

Wei Wuxian: this man would go on a Wikipedia deep dive that surpasses the Mariana Trench in depth. Three weeks in he’s learning how to code his own ghost detecting app.

Xie Lian: It is easier to teach your grandmother how to order a pizza online than explain google to this man. He just looks so kindly confused the whole time. Secretly, he understands it perfectly and is just playing a funny joke on you. He enjoys watching sword videos and sending outdated memes to Hua Cheng.

As for the love interests:

LBH: He loves the recipes, and the ability to keep track of someone else’s phone at all times. However he will fry that laptop in an instant if he thinks his Shizun loves it more than spending time with him.

Lan Wangji: He uses it for three things in order of importance: cute rabbit pictures, guqin music he hasn’t heard, and porn

Hua Cheng: he would quickly become obsessed with taking the perfect selfie. Xie Lian finds the trash folder on his phone and falls in love with all the reject pictures. To his husband’s horror he makes a collage of them and sets them as his phone background.

Mermaid Huaisang… Nie Koisang… idek but HERE HE IS!

I’ve said this before but you read tgcf and you are like aww Xie Lian saved baby Hong Hong’er and it’s so sweet Hua Cheng fell in love with him and searched for him and gets protective over him. He’s so chivalrous truly a knight in bells booted armour.

Until you read the rest of the books and you realise that Hua Cheng is in fact not acting out of chivalry and must have been going out of his mind for 800 years because every time he and Xie Lian interacted he saw Xie Lian being in a situation and his go to plan was to basically always push the self destruct button and for extra measure throw himself on the chopping block in literal seconds.

Like all his over protectiveness isn’t so much about making Xie Lian a damsel in distress as it is instead a parent taking away all choking hazards and baby proofing the locks except the baby knows martial arts and could kill a man just by twitching his elbow yet he continues to use himself as target practise.

Gojo gives a class assignment

NHS does not have a mini doll. He cannot be held gently like baby (or whatever the fuck sort of MK-Ultra recreation games TikTok plays with their mini dolls.) However, we still can cherish his digital image.

Two Time AU continued: Shang Qinghua! Fun fact: Lichtenberg figure scars occur when people survive severe electrocution. Shitty hair dye occurs when college students make bad decisions. Shang Qinghua has both! (To part one of this AU)

spot the diff games go hard

Live footage of Shen Qingqiu reading PIDW

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of one character marking another as theirs through clothing.

And im not talking about some dumbass oh here’s my sports jersey, no, fuck that.

I’m talking about Mobei Jun gifting Qinghua the Mobei clan crest on a necklace and dressing him in blue, even on An Ding peak

I’m talking about Shen Qingqiu (cannonically, look at the official art) painting Binghes demon mark on his own forehead for their wedding

I’m talking about Nie Huaisang walking around with a lotus hairpin and fan, wearing purple robes in his exact measurements when he visits lotus pier

I’m talking about Qi Rong with Tai Hua red and gold woven into his and Guzi’s everyday wear, with tigers embroidered even on their green robes and a stuffed tiger being Guzi’s absolute favorite to carry with him

In talking about loving someone so much you wear their ownership of your heart on your person for all to see, or gift them a physical symbol of how much you love them and how much you already see them as a part of your family - as a part of who you are.