They Are Two Whole Dumbasses And I Love Them

The leaves were long, the grass was green The hemlock-umbels tall and fair And in the glade a light was seen Of stars in shadow shimmering

I think that there should be more hybrid AUs that have this misunderstanding specifically...

Bonus!!

Shen Yuan who accidentally becomes Shang Qinghua's roommate after inviting him over so many times that he already has his toothbrush there.

His whole family thinks they are a couple.

His sis thinks that they are even in very advanced steps of their relationship, like, already engaged or something because of their level of intimacy and closeness.

His brothers think that Shang Qinghua is a vermin who takes advantage of their little Yuan-er's money, until they come across Shang Qinghua grocery shopping and notice all the care he takes in choosing products that won't harm Shen Yuan despite his own comments about love those spicy instant noodles so much (noodles that he don't add to his shopping cart. Everything there is healthy, nutritious and free of agrochemicals).

Eventually, his parents accept Shang Qinghua as well. Sometimes they start calling him "son" and so. As long as Shen Yuan is happy...

Shen Yuan doesn't understand why his family is so weird. He, in love with that pathetic author? What's wrong with them? They live together so that idiot doesn't have to pay rent and prostitute his novel!! Let him write a happy ending without the demands of a jerk-off audience for Luo Binghe!!!

Eventually, PIDW's comments also start to believe for some reason that Airplane and Peerless Cucumber have become boyfriends. Shen Yuan is resigned. Fuck you all.

Cloud recesses era Sangcheng…. My beloveds…

i dont know what possessed me to fully color it

i just like this audio

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

YES

mdzs headcanon of the day #640 !

sometimes huaisang forgets how great reading is and then gets into these little time periods where he reads eight books in three hours

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either

Two Time AU continued: Shang Qinghua! Fun fact: Lichtenberg figure scars occur when people survive severe electrocution. Shitty hair dye occurs when college students make bad decisions. Shang Qinghua has both! (To part one of this AU)

Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.